Elon Makes Robots
Elon Musk's recent announcement of the TeslaBot, Optimus, sparks a lively discussion between the hosts of Windy City Joe's, diving into the future of household robots. They explore the potential of these robots, from basic tasks to the humorous and outrageous possibilities of them giving hand jobs. The conversation takes unexpected turns, touching on Garth Brooks, the role of sommeliers, and the absurdities of life, all while maintaining a lighthearted tone. As they navigate the complexities of robot integration into daily life, they also reflect on the societal implications and the quirks of human-robot interactions. With a mix of humor and insight, the episode highlights the excitement and challenges that come with embracing this new technology.
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This episode of Windy City Joe's dives deep into the world of robotics following Elon Musk's announcement of the TeslaBot, dubbed Optimus. The hosts embark on a lively discussion about the implications of having robots in our homes, from mundane tasks to the potential social challenges of widespread automation. They humorously speculate on the future of household robots, pondering whether these machines might one day offer companionship in the form of hand jobs—an idea that prompts both laughter and contemplation about the blurred lines between technology and intimacy. Alongside this, the conversation veers into the realm of celebrity gossip, with Garth Brooks' recent controversies making an appearance, creating a juxtaposition between pop culture and technological advancements.
Takeaways:
- The recent Tesla event unveiled Optimus, the TeslaBot, and sparked discussions about household robots.
- Listeners are curious about the potential social implications of having robots in homes.
- Humorous references were made about the unique ways people might interact with robots.
- The conversation touched on celebrity controversies, highlighting Garth Brooks and his recent accusations.
- The hosts debated the practicality and ethics of robots potentially providing intimate services.
- The episode also included comedic elements related to pop culture, including 'Robot Chicken' references.
Companies mentioned in this episode:
- Tesla
- Rolling Stone
- Microsoft
- Grand Canyon University
Transcript
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Speaker B:You always do.
Speaker B:You always do.
Speaker A:I think if anyone is going to keep you on, keep you specifically on your toes, I think it is me.
Speaker A:I think that's why we work well together.
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Speaker A:Joes yeah, you don't think we work well together.
Speaker B:No, no, I'm saying, like, I think I you on your toes.
Speaker A:I think we keep each other on there.
Speaker A:Like, we like, for some reason just existed each other's blind spot.
Speaker A:So that when something.
Speaker A:When you're like, we come up with an idea, you're like, holy.
Speaker A:Like, the other person's like, holy shit.
Speaker A:Like, I think we think so differently about things.
Speaker B:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker A:Like, definitely.
Speaker A:Like, we 100%.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:I know that for a fact that we are just very different.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:In the way that we approach things.
Speaker A:Like, you approach things with a lot of structure and, you know, I don't know.
Speaker A:And mine's all charisma and gravitas, I guess.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:Just fly by the seat of my pants.
Speaker B:Well, like, what.
Speaker B:What's one thing do you think I approached with structure?
Speaker A:Everything.
Speaker A:Like, I don't know, like, you went to the gym today.
Speaker A:I didn't you.
Speaker B:So you think that's structure?
Speaker A:I think that's like, you're like, you are like, oh, you like, I need to go to the gym today.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, you're a little bit more disciplined in some areas than me.
Speaker A:Most.
Speaker A:Like, I guess, I don't know, maybe you probably are just more disciplined in general.
Speaker A:Like, because you're going to be like, oh, I shouldn't eat that.
Speaker A:And I'd be like, I'm going to fucking eat it anyway.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I've been bad lately.
Speaker B:Like, donuts.
Speaker B:I just can't stop donuts, dude.
Speaker A:And don't even say that because, like, I bet you still have abs.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:Yeah, but there's.
Speaker B:There's this one place.
Speaker B:So I was talking about do Right.
Speaker A:The other day, and I love that place.
Speaker B:Miss it.
Speaker B:So much.
Speaker B:But there's this place here with a hundred layer donut, five daughters bakery.
Speaker B:Man, like I could fall asleep in those donuts.
Speaker B:Like I'm not, I'm not a glazed fan.
Speaker B:I am not.
Speaker B:If I'm getting a donut, it is not just glazed.
Speaker B:I would eat their glazed every single day for the rest of my life.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So like you think whoever's making them deserves to get eaten from the back nasty styles.
Speaker A:I used to say that about.
Speaker B:I think my brain was getting there eventually maybe, but I used to, I used to.
Speaker A:That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker A:We just, our brains work completely different.
Speaker A:Like that's how I would describe something that's really good.
Speaker A:I used to say that about the other side bar.
Speaker A:I was like, whoever made this food deserves to get eaten from the back nasty style.
Speaker A:Then I saw the guy and I was like, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:I was like, no, I don't think.
Speaker B:I've ever heard of it like as that I got that term or how you.
Speaker A:I think, I think it just means they deserve above and beyond in that department because that's.
Speaker A:Because their food was so good.
Speaker A:I usually, it's usually food the way I describe, like I'm never like, oh my God, that banker fucking cash that check so good.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:I'm talking about the actual word or words phrase.
Speaker A:Oh, you're not talking about that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:What does it say it again?
Speaker A:They deserve to get eaten from the back nasty styles.
Speaker B:Eaten from the back nasty styles with a Z.
Speaker A:Yes, the styles has a Z.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I say it all the time.
Speaker A:I don't know if anyone else does.
Speaker B:No, like I, if someone would have just said that just like clutch my pearls.
Speaker B:I don't know what the hell that means.
Speaker A:Yeah, still.
Speaker B:I'm still confused.
Speaker B:If someone said yeah, like I would immediately thought it was sexual.
Speaker A:It is.
Speaker B:That's what it is.
Speaker A:It is sexual.
Speaker A:But it's like a good way of being like, hey, hey champ, good job.
Speaker A:Like you deserve to get eaten from the back and nasty styles.
Speaker A:That's how good that was.
Speaker A:Like, it's like that one tick tock.
Speaker A:You've seen that tick tock where it's like, no, man, this shit's so good.
Speaker A:Like I like, it's like two guys stand in the kitchen and like one of their moms is making dinner and she, he like throws.
Speaker A:It's like spaghetti.
Speaker A:And the one dude's so up he looks, there he goes, man, this is so good.
Speaker A:I Throw this at my.
Speaker A:While I fuck her.
Speaker A:And she goes, really?
Speaker A:It's that good?
Speaker A:Like, she didn't even skip beat.
Speaker A:She knew what he meant.
Speaker A:He's like.
Speaker A:He's like, damn, this is so good.
Speaker A:Like, I throw this at my fucker.
Speaker A:And so that's why I say, man, this is so good.
Speaker A:Whoever made this deserves to get eaten from the back.
Speaker A:Nasty styles.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:So did you create this, or did you hear this?
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:I think I heard somebody say, like, whoever made this deserves to get eaten from the bag.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Like, someone.
Speaker A:And I added nasty styles.
Speaker A:Because if you're not doing a nasty style.
Speaker A:Okay, so this is your thing.
Speaker B:So you created you.
Speaker A:I guess so.
Speaker A:I guess.
Speaker A:I mean, I just wanted to know if it made its way to Nashville.
Speaker A:That's why.
Speaker B:It hasn't.
Speaker B:It hasn't.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:I mean, it might come up on Broadway every now and then, but.
Speaker A:Oh, they're definitely doing some stuff.
Speaker A:Nasty styles.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Nuts.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Has not made.
Speaker A:It Has.
Speaker A:Has the presence of Nashville recovered emotionally from Morgan Wallen throwing a chair?
Speaker B:I think so.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I was just curious.
Speaker A:I didn't think it was gonna.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Do you want to speak for everyone on this?
Speaker A:You should.
Speaker B:Yeah, I do.
Speaker B:On behalf of Nashville.
Speaker B:I think so.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:I was just curious.
Speaker A:I didn't think it was gonna be, like, a huge, emotional setback, but you never know.
Speaker A:No, I mean, good to check in.
Speaker A:That's what I thought.
Speaker B:Yeah, I get that.
Speaker B:I get that.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:That was a fun story, though.
Speaker B:There's.
Speaker B:There's a lot of funds.
Speaker B:I mean, not a lot of.
Speaker B:I wouldn't call them fun if you're the person that's getting accused of what you're getting accused of.
Speaker B:But the story beyond that one that that comedian talks about Garth Brooks and.
Speaker A:Tom Cigar, I have a huge beef for those of you who don't know.
Speaker A:I hope if you're listening to this, you know about the.
Speaker A:Like, if you found us in the depths of the Internet, I hope you know about the Garth Brooks Tom Cigar.
Speaker A:That should be, like, a top priority for you to look into.
Speaker A:If you don't.
Speaker B:Tom Segura is allegedly claiming.
Speaker B:Not claiming he.
Speaker B:Because he heard it as well.
Speaker B:So he's a messenger.
Speaker A:Let me.
Speaker A:Let me get this going.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Rolling Stone.
Speaker A:We don't want their newsletter.
Speaker A:Not right now.
Speaker B:Oh, they wrote about it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Comedian Tom Segura wants to know where the bodies are.
Speaker A:Garth Brooks comic talks about his great Netflix standup special, Sledgehammer.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So he did it in the last special I thought it was just a podcast thing, but.
Speaker A:Yeah, so it was in Sledgehammer.
Speaker B:Oh, it was a joke, like on his last special.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But it's like, it's gotten to be a whole thing.
Speaker A:Like, he know.
Speaker A:It was before this.
Speaker A:He had talked about it on the podcast before this, but then he did a joke about it.
Speaker A:He was like, where are the bodies, Garth?
Speaker A:Like that.
Speaker A:He did that in the special.
Speaker A:I believe it was something like that.
Speaker B:But all of.
Speaker B:So all of this came up because of the accusations now?
Speaker A:Well, there's, like, bodies that went missing.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Yeah, people.
Speaker A:People that went missing.
Speaker A:They were people.
Speaker A:They weren't just bodies.
Speaker B:This story.
Speaker B:Correct.
Speaker B:They were people.
Speaker B:This story resurfaced because of the recent accusations, is what I'm saying.
Speaker B:Like, the body thing.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then he is like, yeah, Garth Brooks has accusations against him.
Speaker A:Yeah, Correct.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, he just had, like.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker B:Actually, I have no idea how many accusations he has against him.
Speaker B:I just know about the reason because.
Speaker A:I was, like, super bummed out when I heard because I did, like, accusation.
Speaker A:What does.
Speaker A:Upside down, man.
Speaker A:Let's just start with that accusation.
Speaker A:He's accused of sexual assault and battery.
Speaker A:Oh, not fun.
Speaker A:Not fun.
Speaker A:Oh, he, like, named her, too.
Speaker B:Yeah, I know.
Speaker B:I saw a video today.
Speaker B:He said, let's all hold hands and go through this together.
Speaker B:And I'll be honest, I don't know if that's what he sounds like.
Speaker B:It probably isn't.
Speaker B:But looking at the picture of him that I'm looking at now with that beard and that hat just makes me think that's how he would say it at that time.
Speaker A:I guess I haven't really heard him speak much.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:He was a baseball player.
Speaker B:He was, like, in the.
Speaker B:He was in the pros.
Speaker A:Well, let's stop talking about this.
Speaker A:Bumming me out.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker B:Maybe not.
Speaker B:The, like.
Speaker A:Like, so, like, on top.
Speaker A:Because of those accusations, which are very recent.
Speaker A:They came out.
Speaker A:I just want to move on from this.
Speaker A:I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker B:No, it's rough.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:No, we're talking about.
Speaker A:So then.
Speaker A:Yeah, so no, let's get back on the Tom thing, because that's a little bit more fun.
Speaker A:Because he started his, like, joking.
Speaker A:Like, he was like.
Speaker A:There are, like.
Speaker A:He was like, oh, this is a real shot in the dark.
Speaker A:But, like, people would go missing and, like, around the time that Garth Brooks would have a concert in that area.
Speaker A:But, like, I guess Garth Brooks, like, gets pissed off when he hears Tom Ziggura's name now, wouldn't you?
Speaker A:I think that's funny.
Speaker A:Yeah, I would, too.
Speaker A:But, like, the thing is, he.
Speaker A:But it is, like, it started as a joke, and, like, now every time he hears Thomas Curry, he's like.
Speaker A:And he's just.
Speaker A:I guess, like, one story was that, like, he had, like, clenched his jaw and left the room because, like, someone brought up Tom Cigar's name.
Speaker B:Is that the one he.
Speaker B:Tom was recalled on the show.
Speaker B:Like, he brought.
Speaker B:I think so, because I.
Speaker B:Which I would say we should have.
Speaker A:Yes, I had.
Speaker A:I had heard it.
Speaker A:I'd heard it from this show, like, watching his podcast.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I thought.
Speaker B:I think so, too.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:How's that wine?
Speaker A:It's good.
Speaker A:It's a.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It's a red wine.
Speaker A:It's a.
Speaker A:It's rested.
Speaker A:It's called.
Speaker A:I threw out the bottle, and I tried to remember it for this because I.
Speaker A:So I filled it more than you would normally fill a wine glass.
Speaker A:I mean, I guess maybe not.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker A:When I started drinking it, it was, like, up here.
Speaker A:And like most wine people, Somalias, if you will, would be like, hey, who's that?
Speaker A:Some.
Speaker A:They're, like, wine experts.
Speaker A:Sommeliers.
Speaker B:Really?
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:That's what a wine expert is called.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Sommelier.
Speaker B:No, it's not.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Time out here.
Speaker A:I'll Google it in front of you.
Speaker B:Logan.
Speaker B:I have to ask her.
Speaker A:I have to ask you a question.
Speaker B:Try not to scream into the mic.
Speaker B:One question.
Speaker B:Do you know what a small ea.
Speaker B:Is?
Speaker B:Somalier.
Speaker B:Am I saying it right?
Speaker A:Somalier.
Speaker B:Somalia.
Speaker B:Nope.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:She doesn't know what it is.
Speaker A:It's a wine steward.
Speaker B:It's a wine steward.
Speaker B:Oh, are y'all saying it right?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't think so.
Speaker B:Do you know how to say it?
Speaker A:Somalier.
Speaker B:That I stole from the Airbnb.
Speaker B:Borrowed.
Speaker A:Sommelier.
Speaker A:Sommelier.
Speaker B:Smell.
Speaker B:Smelly.
Speaker B:A is.
Speaker A:Maybe it's not smelly.
Speaker A:A.
Speaker A:Sommelier.
Speaker A:I'm looking at the pronunciation right now.
Speaker A:Sommelier.
Speaker A:Sommelier.
Speaker B:Oh, play it.
Speaker B:Can I hear it?
Speaker A:Yeah, hang on.
Speaker A:Let me switch these.
Speaker B:Whoa.
Speaker B:That sounded seductive.
Speaker B:Do it again.
Speaker A:Yeah, it did.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Yay.
Speaker A:Oh, I'm getting a little aroused.
Speaker A:If you will, one more time.
Speaker A:Okay, One more time.
Speaker A:Exactly.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Anyways, what about them?
Speaker B:Or, like, what about wine?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:They would say, don't fill your glass to here.
Speaker B:Or S's of wine.
Speaker A:What do you say?
Speaker B:Like, the four S's.
Speaker B:Maybe it's five S's of wine.
Speaker A:No, I don't.
Speaker A:It's I don't like.
Speaker A:I'm not like.
Speaker A:I'm not, like, real.
Speaker B:It's swirl, swirl, swirl, Smell.
Speaker A:See, that's the thing is I filled my glass too much.
Speaker A:You can't swirl it.
Speaker B:Sip, savor.
Speaker A:I know how to do this.
Speaker B:Salivate.
Speaker A:Smells like alcohol.
Speaker B:Can you.
Speaker B:Can you help me keep track here?
Speaker B:How many?
Speaker A:That was four.
Speaker B:Four.
Speaker B:What are the four S's of wine?
Speaker B:Oh, sight.
Speaker A:Slight.
Speaker A:What it looks like.
Speaker B:Sniff, swirl, sip, savor.
Speaker B:And I like, you know, the whole sip thing.
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Like, what are we doing?
Speaker B: It's: Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:How else are you gonna get it in your mouth?
Speaker B:Who sips anything anymore?
Speaker A:Like, a lot of people.
Speaker B:What's the.
Speaker A:What's the last thing you sipped the wine.
Speaker B:No, you didn't.
Speaker A:Yes, I did.
Speaker B:You were just talking about how much you drank.
Speaker B:So you didn't, like.
Speaker B:You didn't sip it.
Speaker B:Okay, that was a sip.
Speaker A:I've been congratulating it the whole time.
Speaker A:I just had it.
Speaker A:We started setting up an hour and a half ago.
Speaker B:Congratulations.
Speaker B:You just showed everybody you know how to take a sip of wine.
Speaker B:What I'm saying is.
Speaker A:You think I'm taking gulps.
Speaker A:You think I'm taking gulps of wine?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, not over these khakis.
Speaker B:Who wears khakis?
Speaker B:Did you golf today?
Speaker A:I didn't, but I look like I did.
Speaker A:I'm wearing a polo and khakis.
Speaker A:They're really comfortable.
Speaker A:They're from True Classic, so they feel like I'm wearing a T shirt on my legs.
Speaker A:It's really soft.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:It's like sweatpants.
Speaker A:But they look good in case I get up during a zoom call for work.
Speaker B:Imagine if there are robots just walking around.
Speaker A:Oh, my God, there are.
Speaker A:Your dream is about to come true.
Speaker B:Like, I'm not a big.
Speaker B:I'm not.
Speaker B:I'm not a big movie person.
Speaker B:I'm really not.
Speaker B:I've worked at a movie theater, and I'm not a movie person.
Speaker B:I watched iRobot as a kid, and I mean, I just.
Speaker B:Like, that's where we're going.
Speaker A:I know we're not.
Speaker A:I know we're not talking about this right now, but Sarah Silverman is filing a lawsuit against Mark Zuckerberg and Meta.
Speaker A:Anyway.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Back to the robots.
Speaker A:So they look kind of crazy.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:First off, timeout, I think.
Speaker B:Well, Zuckerberg was the first robot.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker B:Or he's an alien.
Speaker A:One of the two.
Speaker A:But the.
Speaker A:But okay.
Speaker A:The cool thing is have.
Speaker A:You guys are.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Show of hands.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Have you ever been to the Tipsy Robot?
Speaker A:They have them like in like, like la, I think has one.
Speaker A:I know they have one in Vegas, but like it's like a bar where the robot is the bartender.
Speaker B:That's what it sounds like.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker A:It was pretty self explanatory, but that's kind of what this looks like.
Speaker B:Can you play it?
Speaker A:This is not a video, it's like a slideshow.
Speaker B:I mean, I did see a video of it.
Speaker B:Wait, hold on.
Speaker B:What did he say?
Speaker A:What did you say?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:For those that are just possibly listening.
Speaker A: bots externally by the end of: Speaker B:Okay, hold on, Tima.
Speaker A:2025 is like soon.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's literally a year from now.
Speaker A:Like when.
Speaker A: start selling like the end of: Speaker A: We're in the end of: Speaker A:For continuity purposes, I will say that I didn't.
Speaker B:Yeah, I didn't see the end part.
Speaker B:Okay, time out.
Speaker B:If, if maybe, maybe we're gonna find out how much one of these suckers costs.
Speaker B:So you tell me how much, how much do you think one of these is going to cost?
Speaker A:Like, it's gonna easily be six figures.
Speaker B:Okay, but like let's actually, let's make a figure.
Speaker B:Like let's, let's make a bet here.
Speaker B:Loser has to send other 50 plus bottle of.
Speaker B:Of wine.
Speaker A:I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna send you.
Speaker A:I don't think you would enjoy a 50 bottle of wine.
Speaker A:I'll send you an eight.
Speaker B:She would.
Speaker B:And I would try.
Speaker B:Yeah, or maybe I watch it.
Speaker B:Or maybe I drink it.
Speaker A:Well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker A:Okay, so really quick before we get too far off the line, this is only a 13 bottle and this shit's awesome.
Speaker A:It is apothic inferno.
Speaker A:I got it at Benny's.
Speaker A:Okay, shout out Benny's for like having everything but like you could get it at Walgreens.
Speaker A:Like this one's pretty.
Speaker A:Like they have the apothic red, which is like an eight dollar bottle of wine.
Speaker A:This is an apothic inferno and it is rested in whiskey barrels, which is why I like it.
Speaker A:It's kind of got like a whiskey aftertaste.
Speaker A:So that's why.
Speaker A:So like, I mean the most I ever spend.
Speaker A:I will send you a 50 bottle of bourbon.
Speaker A:I will like a 50 bottle of wine.
Speaker A:I think I'm like, I just don't think it's worth the money, but I'm not.
Speaker A:Also not.
Speaker B:Tequila.
Speaker B:You want to do tequila?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I was gonna need a bottle of tequila.
Speaker A:Oops.
Speaker B:All right, that's the bet.
Speaker B:So you wanna go first?
Speaker B:Name your price of what you think.
Speaker A:I'll name my price.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay, so I think.
Speaker A:I think it'll be around, like, let's say 50k.
Speaker A:I'll say 50k.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I know that's not six figures, like I recently had said, but, like, I was.
Speaker A:I'll give my reasoning once you give your price.
Speaker A:Do you want me to get my reasoning now?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:So my reasoning for, like, staying around 50k would be, like, the base model, like their Tesla Model 3, which is like their Model S just without the all the bells and whistles.
Speaker A:It's like they're like sedan version I.
Speaker A:That is like 30, like, 29 to 30k for, like, the base.
Speaker A:So I'm thinking it's going to be somewhere, like, it's going to be above that because they want to make it available to most people.
Speaker A:But, like.
Speaker A:So I think 30k, like, above 30k, for sure.
Speaker A:I would say like, 50 to 60k for a robot to walk around your house, like an actual robot.
Speaker B:But give me.
Speaker B:All right, so give me an actual dollar amount.
Speaker B:You said 50?
Speaker A:Yeah, I'd say, like.
Speaker A:I'd say 50.
Speaker A:5,000.
Speaker B:All right, I'll go.
Speaker A:I'll go with.
Speaker A:I think.
Speaker B:I think it's got to be like, a 10.
Speaker B:Like, he's gonna make it.
Speaker B:Like, it's not gonna be like, 89.
Speaker B:80.
Speaker B:899.99.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, car sales.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:$80,000.
Speaker A:You think it's gonna be 80?
Speaker B:I killed a nat.
Speaker A:You think it's gonna be eighty?
Speaker B:I wanted to say a hundred thousand dollars to begin with.
Speaker A:I could see it being a hundred.
Speaker B:And I was thinking how, like, essentially pitching this thing at how much it's gonna do for you, how much time that's gonna save you.
Speaker B:Like, what can you do with them?
Speaker B:More time.
Speaker A:I could make more money.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So I think that's.
Speaker A:So, like, the whole pitch is that you're gonna save money.
Speaker A:That's like, literally all of the things I buy.
Speaker A:I'm like, oh, I'm gonna save money if I just buy this.
Speaker B:But if.
Speaker B:If, like, if.
Speaker B:If.
Speaker B:There has to be, obviously, payment plans, but anyone that can afford this system, like, yeah, like, whatever.
Speaker A:Like, I bought an ice maker that makes 45 pounds of ice in a Day.
Speaker A:And my.
Speaker A:When I, like, was on the phone with my mom, and I told her that I was like, yeah, I got a new ice.
Speaker A:She was in the market for an ice maker.
Speaker A:And I was like, I really, like.
Speaker A:I, like, I don't.
Speaker A:Like, it hadn't come yet.
Speaker A:I was waiting.
Speaker A:I had just bought it.
Speaker A:And I was like, oh.
Speaker A:It was like, you know, I don't.
Speaker A:You know, it wasn't, like, the most expensive because they had some of them that are, like, 500 bucks for a ice maker.
Speaker A:And you're like, okay, that's a lot of money to.
Speaker A:And, like, the.
Speaker A:Had mixed reviews.
Speaker A:And I was like, that's a gamble.
Speaker A:So then I got the, you know, like, mid model one, you know, And I was like, okay.
Speaker A:And it was like, it makes 45 pounds of ice.
Speaker A:And I was like, that's a.
Speaker A:That's a decent amount.
Speaker A:Like, I was like, that's a good amount of ice.
Speaker A:That's what I thought.
Speaker A:I was like, that's a really good amount of ice.
Speaker A:And I was like, let's shoot for that.
Speaker A:Like, I was like, I've never heard of that.
Speaker A:Like, heard of anything making that kind of.
Speaker A:I like moving that kind of weight before.
Speaker A:And I.
Speaker A:And I.
Speaker A:So I got it.
Speaker A:And then my mom was like, what the.
Speaker A:Like, you don't need that much ice.
Speaker A:And I was like, why don't you let me worry about how much eyes I need, Mom?
Speaker B:What do you know?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, you don't know how much eyes I need.
Speaker A:Like, she was right, dude.
Speaker A:Nobody needs, like, 45 pounds of ice in a day.
Speaker B:I mean, if you're.
Speaker B:If you're someone.
Speaker B:I almost a guy.
Speaker B:How dare I?
Speaker B:If you're someone.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:Not vendors.
Speaker B:I like ice baths.
Speaker A:Yeah?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Really get into ice baths.
Speaker B:You should.
Speaker A:I kind of want to.
Speaker A:So I was looking.
Speaker A:I was pricing it out with the.
Speaker A:You know, you don't need to price it.
Speaker A:No, listen, the ice.
Speaker A:I was gonna get, like, the sauna.
Speaker A:Like, the unzip sauna thing, dude.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:But then they have it where, like, if you buy that, some of their promotions are like, we throw in an ice bath for free.
Speaker A:And I was like, cool.
Speaker A:So I was looking again.
Speaker A:It's really not that expensive.
Speaker A:I mean, it's like, it's decently expensive.
Speaker A:It's not crazy.
Speaker A:It's not unattainable, you know, is like, maybe under 500 for both, right?
Speaker A:And I was like, oh.
Speaker A:I was like.
Speaker A:I thought it was gonna be like.
Speaker A:They were gonna be like, all right.
Speaker A:It's 10 grand.
Speaker A:Like, but will you get both?
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:I was gonna be like, oh, this was just a pipe dream.
Speaker A:It wasn't.
Speaker A:It was, like, under 500.
Speaker A:So I was like, oh.
Speaker A:I was like, maybe I'll just, like, put the.
Speaker A:Put a pin in that one.
Speaker A:But, yeah, So I think I would rather.
Speaker A:I don't have a deep.
Speaker A:I have, like, a very shallow bath.
Speaker A:Like, I feel like I would want my.
Speaker A:Like, but, like, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:I would want to be up to my neck in ice.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Like, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, I feel like I would really have to, like, it's like, not even.
Speaker A:Like, even just my shoulders, like, getting into the bathtub.
Speaker A:I feel like It's a narrow bathtub here, you know?
Speaker A:You lived here for a little bit.
Speaker B:I did.
Speaker B:I did.
Speaker A:It's a narrow bathtub.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker B:It is in the.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker B:I remember this, like, the.
Speaker B:It's kind of skinny.
Speaker B:The shower in the.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Curtain.
Speaker B:Paint, not.
Speaker A:Yeah, well, he sticks to you.
Speaker A:It's every day.
Speaker A:It's the worst.
Speaker A:It's the worst thing.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Some days I'm like, God, like, if I could end it all.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:I don't know why that's just such an uncomfortable feeling.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:It's like one of those where you're like, I was gonna go, do I think I have to go.
Speaker A:I have to go to bed and start over?
Speaker A:Like, reset that.
Speaker B:You got it peeled off.
Speaker B:You know, it's just like, oh, that's.
Speaker A:What the soft spot in the top of your head's for.
Speaker A:You can just hit that to reset button.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker B:I want to learn about these damn robots.
Speaker B:This is insane.
Speaker B:But for the record, seven.
Speaker B:It was, what I say, 78 or 80.
Speaker B:I said 80.
Speaker B:You said 54.
Speaker A:55.
Speaker A:55.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Biquila.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Wed Bush analyst Dan Ives said he interacted with an Optimus bought for more than an hour during the Tesla.
Speaker B:All right, hold on.
Speaker A:He's like, I.
Speaker A:The robot.
Speaker B:No, that's not what I was thinking.
Speaker A:No, I know.
Speaker A:That's what I was thinking.
Speaker B:You're.
Speaker B:You're at a party.
Speaker B:You're at a party, right?
Speaker A:And someone's hitting on the robot a little too aggressively, like, so, like, all right, if I'm like, what are you gonna do, spike his drink, Brother.
Speaker A:It is like, if I was at a party.
Speaker B:If I was at a party.
Speaker B:You were not invited to.
Speaker B:Correct.
Speaker B:And I came home, and we were living together.
Speaker B:We were roommates.
Speaker B:If I came To.
Speaker A:If I went to a party in this situation, it is.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker B:Just stay with me.
Speaker B:If I went to a party you were not invited to, my feelings would.
Speaker A:Be hurt, but go on.
Speaker B:I came back and I was like, yeah, man.
Speaker B:Like, it was cool, you know?
Speaker B:And you're like, oh, did you meet anybody?
Speaker B:I'm like, yeah, actually, like, I talked.
Speaker B:I talked to a robot for about an hour.
Speaker B:Like, that's what this guy did.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:He was just like, so, what are your plans for the human race?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, he's, like, swirling his drink.
Speaker A:He's like, hey, hey, you.
Speaker B:Where would you start?
Speaker B:Where would you start if a robot walked in right now, new, you know, nose.
Speaker A:I would be like.
Speaker A:I'd be like, what it?
Speaker A:Like, I'm like, can you tell me a secret that, like, nobody's supposed to know?
Speaker A:That's what I would start with.
Speaker A:I'd be like, tell me something you aren't supposed to tell people.
Speaker A:And, like, I'm assuming they would be like, sorry, we cannot tell you that.
Speaker A:I don't know why I made him British.
Speaker A:They're like, hello, Governor.
Speaker B:That was a good robot.
Speaker B:No, I think that first one was a pretty good robot.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker B:Let me close my eyes.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:Sorry, we cannot tell you that.
Speaker B:Oh, that's good.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:I feel like that's what it would sound like.
Speaker B:I miss that robot, though.
Speaker B:Don't know.
Speaker A:That's like.
Speaker A:I feel like if someone made, like, a robot in the 80s or 90s, I feel like that's what it would have sounded like.
Speaker B:That's how I would want mine to sound.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:It has to snap.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:Are you familiar with, like, Star Wars?
Speaker B:No, I'm honestly, I'm sorry, but, like, there was just something I could never get into.
Speaker B:I mean, I know.
Speaker B:You know, I know he chops off his hand.
Speaker B:It's his dad.
Speaker B:Like, they're not really cool.
Speaker A:Twist of the century, brother.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:There's like, so, like, the dad Darth Vader, when he's a young boy, makes two robots, and then you have C3PO.
Speaker B:Like, he builds them.
Speaker A:Yeah, he builds them.
Speaker A:He just built them, like, from scraps and stuff he found in junkyard.
Speaker B:So Darth Vader is Darth Vader's Elon Musk in our world?
Speaker A:Yeah, kind of.
Speaker A:I guess.
Speaker A:And then his son would be Luke Skywalker.
Speaker A:Does he have a son?
Speaker A:Does he?
Speaker A:Did he?
Speaker B:Oh, I think that's, like, a.
Speaker A:Something bad happened to him, his son.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:I think, what a way to find Out.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker B:I think he's.
Speaker B:He's passed.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker B:Yeah, like, you're.
Speaker B:You're looking it up.
Speaker A:I need to know.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:I don't know how many kids he has.
Speaker B:I just know he lost.
Speaker B:I think he lost one.
Speaker A:You know for a fact he did.
Speaker B:I think, like, that's what I've seen in my algorithm.
Speaker A:Google says he doesn't have.
Speaker A:Oh, no, he does have a children.
Speaker A:He does.
Speaker A:He has more.
Speaker A:There's more.
Speaker B:I think he just had one, actually.
Speaker A:He has a.
Speaker A:Dude, he's got, like, fucking Nick Cannon level kids.
Speaker A:These are all of his kids, actually.
Speaker B:That's true.
Speaker B:Like, he wants more.
Speaker B:Like, he wants us to have a bigger population.
Speaker A:So that makes sense, I think.
Speaker B:Like, I mean, he can afford it.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:Like, he can afford freaking.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Him.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Jeff Bezos should start hard, too.
Speaker B:Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker B:You rich people start making kids.
Speaker A:No, not Bill Gates.
Speaker A:We don't need more Bill Gates out there.
Speaker A:But he makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker A:Like, anytime he's given a presentation, I'm like, oh, yeah.
Speaker A:It's just, you know, and I gulp wine like you so rudely suggested I do all the time.
Speaker A:I only do it when Bill Gates is speaking.
Speaker B:I honestly think, for me, it's just more of what he wears and chooses to wear.
Speaker B:Like, he does.
Speaker A:Is it like the.
Speaker A:The collared shirt with a sweater?
Speaker A:Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker B:He just.
Speaker B:The man.
Speaker B:I'm sorry, Just does not have style.
Speaker B:Like, just.
Speaker B:All right, Google.
Speaker B:Google Bill Gates.
Speaker B:First full body outfit I guarantee is probably like, white khakis, weird brown belt you up.
Speaker A:I'm gonna Google him.
Speaker A:Naked Bill Gates.
Speaker A:All right, that's a power tie right there.
Speaker A:That's a power tie suit.
Speaker B:Like, and.
Speaker B:Okay, not in a suit.
Speaker B:I should have declared because that would be.
Speaker A:Should I say Bill Gates full body uncovered.
Speaker B:Just type in Bill Gates khakis, please, please.
Speaker A:I mean, okay, look, I'm wearing khakis right now.
Speaker B:That's true.
Speaker B:But what I'm saying is, cool people don't wear khakis.
Speaker A:Well, you can.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Like.
Speaker A:I feel like I look better than this.
Speaker B:Go all the way to the right.
Speaker B:Go all the way to the right.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, that one.
Speaker B:Yeah, the orange one.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, he was like, I make computers.
Speaker A:He kind of looks like Andy Dick here.
Speaker A:Like a young, young Bill Gates looks like Andy Dick.
Speaker B:Who's the dude on the right?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker B:This is fun.
Speaker B:Go back to.
Speaker A:Okay, wait, do you know what Andy Dick looks like?
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:Dane Cook.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Okay, speaking of Dane Cook, we'll get back to the robots, I promise.
Speaker A:Speaking of Dane Cook, have you ever seen the movie My Best Friend's Girl?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Do you have Peacock?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay, so go on there, watch My Best Friend's Girl.
Speaker A:And it's him.
Speaker A:It's Dane Cook and a guy from American Piece.
Speaker A:Main dude, not Stifler.
Speaker A:But it's like the main one, the one that.
Speaker A:The pie.
Speaker A:That's a song.
Speaker A:Not the song.
Speaker A:I'm talking movie.
Speaker A:Like Eugene Levy's son in the movie?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:I can't think of his name, right?
Speaker A:No, I'm not in the movie.
Speaker A:I'm talking about the actor.
Speaker A:But Dane Cook's in it.
Speaker A:They're cousins.
Speaker A:Dane Cook charges people money when their girlfriends break up with them to date the girlfriend and then drive them back into the arms of the ex.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:So, like, so he dates them and then they go, oh, my God, what was I thinking?
Speaker A:And then they come back.
Speaker B:So, like, maybe I've seen it.
Speaker A:Okay, well, anyway, this is what Bill Gates looks like.
Speaker A:Nerd.
Speaker B:I mean, he is.
Speaker B:Unlimited McDonald's fries.
Speaker B:Because he owns, like, all the farms to him.
Speaker A:Does he really?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Good for him.
Speaker B:I don't know if it is a good thing.
Speaker A:How much money does this guy have?
Speaker B:So much.
Speaker A:Like, he can't afford better clothes.
Speaker B:Do you think he golfs?
Speaker A:Yeah, they all go, like, once you get to a certain tax bracket, I feel like they all golf.
Speaker A:So there's that Bill Gates net worth right there.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker B:Holy.
Speaker A:What a number.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Elon almost more than doubles him.
Speaker B:Oh, Bezos.
Speaker B:Okay, so Bezos doubles him.
Speaker B:Damn.
Speaker B:Zuckerberg doubles him.
Speaker B:I didn't.
Speaker B:I knew, like, on the.
Speaker B:I don't.
Speaker B:I don't know the scale of, like, who is the richest?
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker A:Well, like, here's the thing.
Speaker A:The other guys have, like, online platform.
Speaker A:Like, the only thing this guy's got is, like, Microsoft.
Speaker A:And, like, it doesn't even work half the time.
Speaker B:But that's like.
Speaker A:That's a big company, but it's an industry standard.
Speaker A:Think about all the things.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Like, even if you download, like, let's say you don't, like, you're like, all right, I want to take all my, like, files off of Google Drive.
Speaker A:So you download them now, you're going to need fucking Microsoft Word to open it.
Speaker A:You can't open it in notepad.
Speaker A:You Know what I mean?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, you need something and it's going to be Microsoft.
Speaker A:It's the industry standard.
Speaker A:All jobs require you to use Excel usually.
Speaker B:That's crazy.
Speaker A:Yeah, he.
Speaker A:He, like did.
Speaker A:I mean, like, don't get me wrong, I would love to have half.
Speaker A:I would.
Speaker A:I would take 50 billion.
Speaker A:I would be okay with 50 billion.
Speaker B:Would you be okay with 50 billion?
Speaker B:I would take 10 of this dollar amount.
Speaker A:106.5 billion.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I probably take 1%.
Speaker B:What would 1.
Speaker A:I would take a billion.
Speaker A:Like just $1 billion.
Speaker A:I'll take 1 billion.
Speaker B:Just 1B.
Speaker B:That's not that much.
Speaker A:You're not even gonna fucking miss it.
Speaker A:Dude, you have almost send us one B and then you and I can split 500 mil.
Speaker B:Elon, listen.
Speaker A:You can at least retire with 500 mil.
Speaker B:I'll take a half of 1% of your.1 of your.
Speaker A:Can we pull out a fucking calculator before we ask for 1%?
Speaker B:260B.
Speaker B:Which is going to go up more now because the freaking robots walking around.
Speaker B:And he just, you know, just.
Speaker A:Which brings us back to.
Speaker B:It's almost Halloween.
Speaker B:I have something to say.
Speaker B:Here's some robots.
Speaker A:Was that all?
Speaker B:Yeah, Mike, that's, you know, Happy Halloween.
Speaker A:Experts said that the price of the.
Speaker A:Oh my God.
Speaker A:We were.
Speaker A:We overshot this.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker B:Oh my God.
Speaker B:That's so scary.
Speaker A:According to Musk, it says 20 to 30,000 for the.
Speaker A:So we were way off.
Speaker A:We overshot that a lot.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I added those two numbers together.
Speaker B:And that's why we're not Elon.
Speaker B:That's why we're not Elon.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, good for him.
Speaker A:I mean, still not super accessible.
Speaker A:Like, it was cheaper to get the sauna and the ice bath combo.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:But that's other thing is, I don't have a good place to put any of that.
Speaker A:You know, someone's going to fuck the robot.
Speaker B:They're gonna try like.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Someone's gonna be like, man, look at all those wires and the way they curve.
Speaker A:It's just people are so.
Speaker A:I bet you within six months, like, like CNN will be like this just in.
Speaker A:Someone's penis was mangled by a Tesla robot.
Speaker B:I was trying to think of what we were talking about.
Speaker B:And it was my strange addictions.
Speaker B:And there was a guy that is a lunar who is someone that is like obsessed and like loves balloons and it is.
Speaker A:Oh, a lunar.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:And it's not a looter.
Speaker A:Looter.
Speaker A:Like looting.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's an episode to watch for sure.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:Does he have accessible ends?
Speaker A:I'm not gonna watch it.
Speaker B:I think you have to.
Speaker A:Yeah, I will watch it.
Speaker B:I'm pretty sure it does.
Speaker A:I will doubt.
Speaker A:I will watch it.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:That's so much better.
Speaker B:Wow, look at me, figuring out a microphone.
Speaker B:Sorry for those noises.
Speaker A:I'm super proud of you.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker B:Good to be back.
Speaker A:Let me think.
Speaker A:What was I going to say?
Speaker A:Yeah, someone's gonna.
Speaker A:I mean, at least the robot can at least give a hand job and.
Speaker B:Ow.
Speaker A:I mean, yeah, it won't be fun for.
Speaker A:But I'm saying, like, mechanically, like, I doubt they're putting holes on it.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:They're gonna.
Speaker A:He's gonna just like.
Speaker A:Like, you know, like, someone's gonna buy the robot, come home drunk, they go, hey.
Speaker A:And then you just hear zip.
Speaker A:And then the robot's gonna be like, Jesus.
Speaker A:Like, it's gonna roll its eyes, and then it's gonna be like, hey, I'll give you a hand job.
Speaker A:You know, because, like, before you hurt yourself, let me just.
Speaker A:Like, I wonder if that's gonna be, like, their diffusing mechanism.
Speaker A:Like, I'll.
Speaker A:I'll give you a hand job.
Speaker A:They're like, don't.
Speaker A:Before you stick anything in me, let me just give you the options.
Speaker B:Hear me out.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker B:Wow.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:That took a turn where I was.
Speaker B:I mean, but for the record, like, that would not feel good.
Speaker B:Like, that would hurt.
Speaker A:The robot hand job.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I mean, it's steel, right?
Speaker B:Like, what is it made of?
Speaker B:What's actually made.
Speaker A:They got some sort of glove on.
Speaker B:I do.
Speaker B:I love how they're, like, dressing them up.
Speaker B:Like, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker A:I mean, let's see if I can zoom this in.
Speaker B:In all of my.
Speaker A:Doesn't get bigger.
Speaker B:Yeah, this for me.
Speaker A:But the secret, like, the.
Speaker A:The picture itself wasn't.
Speaker A:Everything behind it was.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But I mean, it looks.
Speaker A:It looks like.
Speaker A:Like, you know, you're looking at the hand.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Control plus.
Speaker B:Control plus.
Speaker B:It zooms in.
Speaker B:Donate.
Speaker A:Yeah, now it does.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:The hands look like.
Speaker A:Maybe, like.
Speaker A:I wouldn't still, personally, but someone would be.
Speaker A:Look at those hands and be like.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm gonna be.
Speaker A:You'll just hear a zip.
Speaker B:I didn't think I'd be talking about robots and hand jobs, but I also didn't think I'd be, like, looking at a robot just wearing a cowboy hat, you know, bartender with a little apron on.
Speaker B:Like, I'm surprised that they're all dressed up, because when I Think about a robot.
Speaker B:I don't think about it having clothes on.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I don't think anybody does.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:But I'm.
Speaker B:I kind of, you know.
Speaker B:It looks good.
Speaker B:It.
Speaker B:It looks good.
Speaker A:It does look good.
Speaker B:Cowboy, baby.
Speaker B:I want to talk to the guy that talked to it for an hour.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And I'll be like, what did you find out?
Speaker A:Do you think it was time well spent?
Speaker B:What was his name?
Speaker B:What was his name?
Speaker A:Wedbush analyst.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:Dan Ives.
Speaker B:Google Dan Ives.
Speaker B:Where do you think he went to college?
Speaker B:I'm guessing Stanford.
Speaker B:Rolling stone.
Speaker B:So maybe Grand Canyon University.
Speaker A:It'll probably take.
Speaker A:Tell us.
Speaker A:Let's see.
Speaker A:Wait.
Speaker A:Where do you think you went to school?
Speaker B:Grand Canyon University.
Speaker A:Where's that?
Speaker A:I mean, don't tell me it's in the Grand Canyon.
Speaker A:I meant, like, is it real?
Speaker B:Yeah, it's real.
Speaker B:It's really pretty.
Speaker B:But I don't know how you travel and get down those mountains.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:It's pretty deep down there.
Speaker B:New York City Metropolitan Wedbush.
Speaker A:Oh, Penn State University Graphic edition.
Speaker A:No, it was.
Speaker A: like Penn State University in: Speaker A:Wait a second.
Speaker B:We are.
Speaker A:How old is he?
Speaker A:He doesn't look.
Speaker A:That looks good.
Speaker B:I like a shirt.
Speaker A:His shirt looks good.
Speaker A:But I'm saying, like, he looks like.
Speaker B:Looks like my niece colored on.
Speaker A:What is he, like, like 50?
Speaker A:He's gonna be like 50, right?
Speaker B:That's what you're trying to figure out?
Speaker A:I'm trying to figure out how old he is.
Speaker A:I'm just gonna type in age.
Speaker B:I'm guessing 54.
Speaker B:No, 59.
Speaker B:59.
Speaker B:46.
Speaker B: That was in: Speaker A:What year we in?
Speaker B:So he's 48.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Should have gone with my gut.
Speaker B:I said, like 51.
Speaker B:52, I think, at the beginning.
Speaker A:But I was just saying because he went to college, like, late.
Speaker B:Okay, hear me out.
Speaker B:So how did this guy.
Speaker B:Oh, he.
Speaker B:He's friends with Elon.
Speaker B:I don't know if Bill and Bill and Elon are friends, but this guy would be a good friend for Bill because Bill wears.
Speaker A:Yeah, he can really fucking touch up his wardrobe.
Speaker B:Yeah, he wears sad things and into just bad things.
Speaker B:And this guy, look at him.
Speaker B:I mean, he's wearing, like, a cow.
Speaker A:I would love to rock one like this.
Speaker A:Like, look at his shoes, too.
Speaker A:Let me.
Speaker A:I want to see if I can find a bigger picture of this.
Speaker B:I thought if you click on it and just great to be spending a day at the Wedbush securities growth.
Speaker B:Oh, boy.
Speaker B:2024 summit.
Speaker A:Look at this.
Speaker A:Look at those shoes.
Speaker B:Are those J's?
Speaker B:Is he just rocking J's?
Speaker B:Look at that belt.
Speaker B:Is that a zebra belt?
Speaker B:I mean, it's black and white.
Speaker B:Doesn't go with anything else, but it's totally fine.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker A:Dude.
Speaker A:Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker A:This guy plays by his own set of rules.
Speaker B:I kind of want to be this dude for Halloween.
Speaker A:Hell, yeah, dude.
Speaker A:And, like, people will be like, who are you?
Speaker A:And I'll be like, dan Ives, idiot.
Speaker A:Get away from me.
Speaker A:You were like, wow, his DNA's a dick.
Speaker A:I'm like, I don't know, but you were pissing me off.
Speaker B:He talks to robots.
Speaker B:What do you do?
Speaker A:Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker A:They're like, we're sorry, Dan.
Speaker B:He probably.
Speaker A:We can only give you a hand job.
Speaker A:Again.
Speaker A:It's like your default response.
Speaker A:And they're like, that's not what I asked it.
Speaker A:And he said it really loud.
Speaker A:He's like, glory your voice.
Speaker B:He's like.
Speaker A:He looks at the room and the robot's like, sorry, Dan, we can't give you a hand job.
Speaker A:We can only give you a hand job.
Speaker A:And he's like, that's not what I asked it, everyone.
Speaker A:And he's like, lower your fucking voice.
Speaker A:Volume down.
Speaker A:Volume down.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Anyway, yeah, this guy's got a sick wardrobe, and he could benefit Bill Gates.
Speaker A:You probably have the ability to reach out to him.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:Unless you have Bill's content, you should reach out, you know?
Speaker A:So, yeah, I'm glad we made that connection for two people that needed it even is okay.
Speaker A:Who is he with?
Speaker A:Who's he with?
Speaker A:This?
Speaker A:Gotta be his wife.
Speaker B:She looks.
Speaker B:Yeah, she looks beautiful.
Speaker A:Like, she's colorful, too.
Speaker B:Oh, she looks great.
Speaker A:And it complements it.
Speaker A:They're like, yeah, it's like looking at an Easter basket.
Speaker A:I love it.
Speaker A:The whole thing.
Speaker A:The whole them together.
Speaker B:Is she rocking Chase?
Speaker B:She got some, like, heels on or something.
Speaker A:I think she's wearing heels.
Speaker A:I think that's, like, the point of her heels.
Speaker B:Oh, you can't even see him.
Speaker A:Yeah, she looks great.
Speaker A:Great to see you share the stage.
Speaker A:Wait, I don't know.
Speaker A:But then I'm thinking maybe it's a colleague.
Speaker A:Hold on.
Speaker A:Oh, good friend.
Speaker A:Good friend.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Whoops.
Speaker A:But, like, still, she's very.
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker A:This is a very, like.
Speaker A:I wonder if they were like, hey, we're both wearing, like, pastels.
Speaker A:We should get together and take a crazy ass, bombass piclet.
Speaker B:I mean, I gotta be honest.
Speaker B:I don't think old Dan's Ready for this one.
Speaker B:I think he's like.
Speaker B:I think he's in the middle of saying, like, give me a second.
Speaker B:Like, it looks like he's about to pull his pants up because, you know, Dan might be walking around sagging a little bit.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You could tell.
Speaker A:Like, that's, like, that belt is.
Speaker A:It's a decorative thing.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:I don't think it's, like.
Speaker A:It doesn't.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I'm talking to a damn robot today.
Speaker A:Like, you know, he's like, I was talking to a robot all night last night.
Speaker A:Give me a second.
Speaker B:He's just stunting, just walking around, just still in awe that he talked to the future.
Speaker A:Yeah, I do.
Speaker A:I wonder what he said.
Speaker A:I mean, other.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:To the robot.
Speaker A:Like, what he would.
Speaker A:Like, I.
Speaker A:Like, what would your first question to the robot be?
Speaker A:Like, if you were like.
Speaker A:If they were like, hey, you get to ask the robot one question.
Speaker A:What would you ask it?
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker B:You got me.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker B:I mean, yeah, My head, like, you're.
Speaker A:Like, what's the weather tomorrow?
Speaker B:My head.
Speaker B:With the pizza.
Speaker A:Wait, with the pizza?
Speaker B:Yeah, my head went to pizza.
Speaker B:Is that bad?
Speaker A:What do you want to ask it about?
Speaker A:Pizza.
Speaker B:Kind of.
Speaker B:I mean, pizza sounds good.
Speaker B:I'm kind of hungry.
Speaker B:Um, I don't know.
Speaker B:I was just thinking about, like, you know how Mr.
Speaker B:Deeds has, like, that fruit punch water fountain in his bedroom?
Speaker A:Have you seen Mr.
Speaker B:Needs Adam Sandler?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:Yeah, of course.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:One of the greatest movies of all time.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I was thinking about how I could have, like, my water.
Speaker B:My water fountain of, like, tomato sauce for, like, a really good pizza.
Speaker B:But I don't know how it work.
Speaker B:So I think I would ask Robot.
Speaker A:You're going to ask it on advice to build something.
Speaker B:Build me, like, an automatic pizza machine.
Speaker A:You're gonna be like.
Speaker A:You're gonna be like.
Speaker A:You're like, actually, I.
Speaker A:They're like, wait, Fox, this guy's got a notebook.
Speaker A:They're like, sir, you can only ask one question.
Speaker A:He's like, this is for the response.
Speaker B:And that's what came to my head.
Speaker A:And you ask it.
Speaker A:You're like, do you.
Speaker A:Can you read me a blueprint of making.
Speaker A:I want you have you.
Speaker A:And then you have to ask it.
Speaker A:You're like, have you ever seen Mr.
Speaker A:Deeds?
Speaker A:And they're like, that was your question.
Speaker A:He's like, give me a second.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Then it goes, I have seen Mr.
Speaker A:Deeds.
Speaker A:And then you, like.
Speaker A:And then you're like, okay, they push.
Speaker B:Me out of line.
Speaker B:Because there's only.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:But then.
Speaker A:But then you're like, we'll follow up really quick.
Speaker A:I think about.
Speaker A:You're like, can you make.
Speaker A:You know, his.
Speaker A:You know, his water fountain thing?
Speaker A:That's for punch.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Then he's like.
Speaker A:He's like, yes, I'm familiar.
Speaker A:They're like, all right, that was your question.
Speaker A:And you're like, no, it wasn't.
Speaker A:And then you get back in, and you're like, it'd be funnier even if you were getting in the back of the line and you were waiting to ask a second question.
Speaker A:And you're like, all right, those two things from earlier, the Deeds fountain thing, I need one of those that makes pizza sauce.
Speaker A:And they're like, really?
Speaker A:Like, even the robot at that point is like, are you fucking serious?
Speaker B:Has this guy stopped talking yet?
Speaker B:I would.
Speaker B:I think I would first program sarcasm in mine.
Speaker A:Yeah, 100%.
Speaker A:So then I'd be like, hey, can you pour me a drink?
Speaker A:And they're like, you really need another one?
Speaker A:Yeah, like.
Speaker A:Like, you know, like, it talks back a little.
Speaker B:How do you.
Speaker B:Like, how do you think it turns off?
Speaker B:Like, do you.
Speaker B:So, okay, like, is the board.
Speaker B:You know, where's the board?
Speaker B:Where's the heart and soul of this robot?
Speaker B:Is it in the chest?
Speaker B:Is it in the head?
Speaker B:Like, where is the main.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker B:I just don't.
Speaker B:Technology things are built like that.
Speaker A:But, I mean, there would be, like, what.
Speaker A:It's like a computer.
Speaker A:So, like, one centralized thing, and then the rest would all just go off of that, you know?
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker A:Yeah, I have to, like, are you talking about killing it once it runs out, I'm through the chest or, like, go off with the head, I would think.
Speaker B:I mean, now that they're just getting sold, like, they're going to be in Home Depot in, like, two weeks.
Speaker B:It's a good.
Speaker B:It's good to know, like, where to aim, like, where.
Speaker A:You know, Weird, because it's like, oh.
Speaker A:He was like.
Speaker A:They were like, should we make it not like the movie iRobot?
Speaker A:And he was like, no, let's make it almost identical.
Speaker A:They were like, so not a face.
Speaker A:He's like, no, like Daft Punk.
Speaker A:And then the rest is like, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker A:IRobot.
Speaker B:That's right, though.
Speaker B:I have faith in them.
Speaker B:You know, if Dan.
Speaker A:If Dan.
Speaker B:If Dan has faith, I have faith.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:It's, like, pretty fucking similar.
Speaker A:And it's.
Speaker B:You know, you see its name.
Speaker A:IRobot.
Speaker B:No, like, the actual name.
Speaker A:What is it?
Speaker B:It's the force from the left or I guess to the right.
Speaker B:Is that the same thing to the left?
Speaker A:NS4.
Speaker A:Wait.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:I comma.
Speaker B:Robot.
Speaker B:Wiki Dash fandom.
Speaker A:Oh, Sunny.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Its name was Sunny.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:That is weird.
Speaker A:That is weird.
Speaker A:Are you a fucking robot?
Speaker B:No, but I think that's why I like this movie.
Speaker B:And creep me out.
Speaker B:Creep me out even more.
Speaker A:I really liked the movie.
Speaker A:But it did creep me out.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So weird.
Speaker B:Go back to the bots.
Speaker B:Where were we?
Speaker B:We haven't even.
Speaker B:We keep getting sidetracked.
Speaker B:Jackson, we need to get it together, dude.
Speaker A:The whole episode has been about robots.
Speaker A:Pretty much, yeah.
Speaker B:I mean, that's cool.
Speaker B:But I haven't learned anything about them.
Speaker B:It's true.
Speaker A:But we learned that they're going to be like 20 to 30,000.
Speaker B:That's true.
Speaker B:You know?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And that we could buy them at the end of next year.
Speaker B:How much is a kidney?
Speaker A:I'm not Googling that.
Speaker A:How much?
Speaker A:I'm like, you know what?
Speaker A:It fuck insurance.
Speaker A:I'll do it myself.
Speaker A:How much is a kidney?
Speaker B:I'm saying if you could, if you could, would you sell your kidney right now for a robot that does your day to day?
Speaker B:That does everything for you.
Speaker A:It does.
Speaker A:It doesn't clean my blood though.
Speaker B:No, it doesn't clean your blood, but.
Speaker A:That'S what the kidney does.
Speaker B:But you have like, you can live without it.
Speaker A:That's why you can, you can have.
Speaker A:You can have one.
Speaker A:There's two of them.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:But I would.
Speaker A:But the like toxins I put into my body, I think I might need the both of them.
Speaker A:I think I would say I would sell your kidney in a heartbeat.
Speaker B:I don't know if I would do it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:But I'm not up to you.
Speaker A:You're sleeping.
Speaker B:I had a late night with Dan.
Speaker A:You're late night with Dan.
Speaker A:You guys were started on the golf course, had a year, eased into the afternoon, made fun of people that were khakis.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And you guys were like, look at these nerds.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then you guys ended up at a bar.
Speaker B:Whoa.
Speaker A:Strip club.
Speaker A:It's not looking good.
Speaker A:It's 4am you're still asleep.
Speaker A:Drug induced coma.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:I come in with a scalpel.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:And then I take your kidney.
Speaker A:And then the next day you're like.
Speaker B:You gotta stitch me up too.
Speaker A:Yeah, Obviously.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I'm not gonna let you bleed out, dude.
Speaker A:I'm a professional.
Speaker A:So I come in, stitch you up, and then like two days later you're like, where'd you get that robot?
Speaker A:And you're like.
Speaker A:I'm like, are you.
Speaker A:Have you been sore recently?
Speaker A:And you were like, I have been sore.
Speaker A:And I'm like, it's like, lower back area.
Speaker A:And you're like, yeah, my lower back.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Would you rather have a pet owl that, like, calls, like, comes back to you?
Speaker A:Okay, are we done with the robots now we've given up?
Speaker B:Or a robot final.
Speaker B:Final.
Speaker A:Like, it flies back when.
Speaker B:And, like, what if, like, somehow it communicates?
Speaker B:It's when you telekinesis and you're just.
Speaker A:Like, I already got to figure out what my cat's thinking most of the time.
Speaker A:So, like, I don't want to figure out what another animal is thinking.
Speaker A:Like, I guess a robot.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:The robot kind of scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Like, it's actual.
Speaker B:Like, it's happening.
Speaker B:I'm thinking, yeah, where they're were there in robot.
Speaker A:We're learning by robot.
Speaker A:Well, we're not gonna, like, learn how to speak to.
Speaker B:Hold on, I just saw DishWashers.
Speaker B:Sean Dubrivac, CEO at Avrio Institute, which helps companies anticipate techno technological shifts, said household robots eventually will become as commonplace as washing machines in dishwashers.
Speaker A:Word.
Speaker A:That's cool.
Speaker A:That's scary because, like, then, like, someone just has to flip a switch, and then they're all like, all right, we're done.
Speaker A:To kill our owners.
Speaker A:Like, like, and if America wants this, like, we can't.
Speaker A:We all need to own a gun.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, I hate facts.
Speaker A:Don't care about your feelings.
Speaker A:We need own a gun.
Speaker A:I'm not sure if I'm gonna buy a robot.
Speaker A:I need a, like, a 12 gauge in the house.
Speaker B:Also, I'm not trying to encourage war, but can't they go to war for us?
Speaker A:They could, but then, like, after so long, we're gonna train them like Navy SEALs.
Speaker A:We're gonna train them like Navy fucking SEALs.
Speaker A:And then, like, there's just a Rambo.
Speaker B:A Rambo robot running around.
Speaker A:Oh, that would be.
Speaker A:That'd be kind of fucked.
Speaker A:That'd be real fucked.
Speaker B:It would be.
Speaker B:That'd be terrible.
Speaker A:Because they would be like, all of humanity is flawed.
Speaker A:They are going to kill everything.
Speaker A:And, like, the one robot could probably fucking kill if it was in kill mode.
Speaker A:Like, it would be like, you have trained me, and you're like, oh, my God.
Speaker A:And then it kills its master.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Dude, I think we might be able to write a movie about this.
Speaker B:I think so.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I think it's already been written.
Speaker A:I think there's a.
Speaker A:That's the other thing.
Speaker A:There's a bunch of.
Speaker A:Fuck.
Speaker A:There's so many movies about this already and yet we don't learn.
Speaker A:Like we're all like, every movie about this ends horribly.
Speaker A:And Elon was like, nah, it's probably going to be okay.
Speaker A:We think about it.
Speaker A:Name one movie where they created a robot like this.
Speaker A:And it was like.
Speaker A:They were like, yeah, no problems, no complaints.
Speaker B:Just chilling the whole time.
Speaker A:Does what we designed it to.
Speaker B:I know one.
Speaker B:Bench warmers.
Speaker A:Oh, that was a good robot though, right?
Speaker B:That's like the only good robot I can actually like, think.
Speaker A:Yeah, but that's the kind that's like, yeah, R2D2.
Speaker B:That guy, I heard he was good because I callback Star Wars.
Speaker B:Never seen it fully.
Speaker B:Probably have.
Speaker A:But that's one of the other.
Speaker A:That's one of the ones that Darth Vader invents when he's a boy.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:So Elon, well, he like, he like adjusts it.
Speaker A:I think he gets it from a junkyard.
Speaker B:Right, right.
Speaker B:Because I wine.
Speaker A:It's good.
Speaker A:It's going down.
Speaker A:Okay, so where are we?
Speaker A:Okay, so then the robots obviously had a little dance party in here.
Speaker A:They felt real fun about it.
Speaker B:Is there.
Speaker B:Can we play a video of that?
Speaker B:How do I watch the dance party?
Speaker A:No, if I click on.
Speaker A:Yeah, I know.
Speaker A:I just got.
Speaker B:Stay focused, Jackson.
Speaker A:Okay, I will.
Speaker A:I don't know if it was a dance party.
Speaker A:Okay, so it just says, experts said the price of the bots will pose a challenge to widespread rollout.
Speaker A:But it is around 20 to 30,000.
Speaker A:But yes, it won't be in everyone's home because that's like buying a couple of refrigerators.
Speaker B:What song do you think they're dancing to?
Speaker A:That would be a good one.
Speaker B:All right, let's scroll down.
Speaker B:What else?
Speaker B:Who else talked to this thing?
Speaker A:They can handle simple tasks, but full on autonomy for complex household chores.
Speaker A:Man, jobs some time away.
Speaker A:So they probably can't give hand jobs yet.
Speaker A:That'll be in one of the updates.
Speaker A:What if you just got a notification like, your bike cannot jerk you off.
Speaker A:It's almost like doing it yourself.
Speaker B:Like when the Apple watch like, you know, tells you like time to stand.
Speaker B:It's just like, yeah, so bad.
Speaker B:It's so bad.
Speaker A:Here, here's the funny thing though is if, like, if they came out with that update and then like six months later they're like, your bot can now keep password protected secrets.
Speaker A:Like, you mean like someone's wife found out, like in there.
Speaker A:She's like, you've been doing what with the robot for how long?
Speaker A:And he's like, I mean, I don't know, like, since the update came out.
Speaker B:Well, it's only been in the house for four days.
Speaker A:In the house for four days.
Speaker A:And she's like, four days.
Speaker A:And they're like, you think that's long?
Speaker A:I mean, had you not caught me, this would have went on indefinitely.
Speaker A:And he's just like, oh, my God.
Speaker A:He's like, yeah, that's why it's black and blue now.
Speaker A:That's why when you saw me getting out of the shower earlier, it looked like someone tried to rip it off.
Speaker A:It was definitely a buggy update.
Speaker A:What makes other household robots, like washing machines and dishwashers successful is their ability to handle discrete.
Speaker A:Discrete is important in the hand job update tasks.
Speaker A:Nearly flawless every time.
Speaker A:I'm just giving them.
Speaker A:I hope Elon watches this.
Speaker A:And he's like, we should let them, like, if they want to.
Speaker B:He will.
Speaker B:I mean, he has the time.
Speaker B:You know what I mean, dude?
Speaker A:And here's the thing.
Speaker A:The reason I say that he like, you can make your Tesla fart.
Speaker A:Like your horn, you can turn it into a fart.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker A:Yeah, Someone rented a Tesla for me for my birthday, which is not as expensive as you think.
Speaker A:I mean, it's still, it's not like cheap.
Speaker A:It's like, it's a good.
Speaker A:But it's a really good birthday.
Speaker A:And they were like, hey, so like you, I was playing around with it and you can do like, you can do party mode.
Speaker A:It's practically a giant jewel, dude.
Speaker A:You can do party mode.
Speaker A:You can.
Speaker A:If you, you can switch it.
Speaker A:So when you honk the hornets like a giant fart, and then you're like, all right.
Speaker A:And then, yeah, you can.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think it's like a little wetter too.
Speaker A:You can like do weird, like stuff like that.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:You could do like light shows with it.
Speaker A:And then the models that he has are the Model s, the Model 3 and the Model X, which is sex.
Speaker A:He did it.
Speaker A:And he said in an interview that he did it because it spells sex.
Speaker A:This guy has billions of dollars and gives zero.
Speaker A:He literally bought X as a joke.
Speaker A:He's going to make like, he's not going to make them, but he's going to like put an option in there for the robots to give hand jobs.
Speaker A:That's why I keep saying that.
Speaker A:It's just what's going to be part of our future.
Speaker A:So we should all get it on board now.
Speaker A:Because, I mean, I'm not buying a robot that can't, like, that doesn't have the option.
Speaker A:I'm not saying I'm going to use it.
Speaker A:I'm just saying I want it to have the option.
Speaker A:We should ask AI, like chat GPT.
Speaker A:Like, you think robots will be given hand jobs and they're like, in, like within days.
Speaker A:They're within days.
Speaker B:It says optimists could also face social and cultural challenges when it comes to widespread rollout.
Speaker B:Experts said, what if, like, can these robots get offended?
Speaker A:Is it just gonna call the cops on minorities?
Speaker A:Like, what do they mean?
Speaker A:They're like, they're like, sorry, I was made by white people.
Speaker A:They're like, I was made by a bunch of white people.
Speaker A:Well.
Speaker B:Robots should not be racist.
Speaker B:Robots should not be racist.
Speaker A:No, dude, like, like, people are already racist.
Speaker A:We can't have also robots be racist.
Speaker A:You know, Are they.
Speaker B:Okay, I think we're reading.
Speaker B:We're definitely reading this wrong.
Speaker B:I think they're saying just if, if the, if social and cultural challenges are going on.
Speaker A:Well, here's the thing.
Speaker A:Like, like, yeah, but I'm saying, like, I think the issue will be like, like maybe it doesn't understand.
Speaker A:Well, no, but it should.
Speaker A:I was gonna say, like different religions.
Speaker A:Like, it would just be like, yeah, I don't.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, like, like, like.
Speaker A:Because here's.
Speaker A:I didn't grow up in a super religious household, but there are some people I know that grew up in very religious households.
Speaker A:And like they, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, it's just like different like in how.
Speaker A:I mean, I guess you wouldn't fucking buy it that.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:If you were like, you don't watch your let your kids watch Harry Potter.
Speaker A:I doubt you're going to be like, wait, let's.
Speaker A:Let's get this AI thing that walks around our house so I can be around our children in the event it tries to kill us.
Speaker A:We want our children to see this.
Speaker A:Like, I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't have kids, so I don't have to make those decisions.
Speaker A:But I'm just saying something to think about.
Speaker A:Food for thought.
Speaker A:Food for thought.
Speaker A:But yeah, that's the end of the article.
Speaker A:Are you happy we made it through?
Speaker A:It took us an hour and eight minutes to get through this article.
Speaker B:That was it.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker A:I was like, I don't know what you Were trying to learn about anything.
Speaker A:What do you mean you didn't learn?
Speaker B:Other than they're 20.
Speaker B:All right, 20, 30.
Speaker B:20 to 30.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:As of right now, they're not giving hand jobs.
Speaker B:As of now, that's not happening.
Speaker A:As of right now, that is not on the table.
Speaker A:But I have a feeling in the near future will be.
Speaker B:I know someone that talked to someone, and that was Dan or robot Dan Ives.
Speaker B:Talk to robot killer.
Speaker A:Wardrobe.
Speaker A:He, like, he could probably.
Speaker A:I'm not saying he has as much money as Bill Gates, but he could definitely beat up Bill Gates.
Speaker B:What do you think his net worth is, Danny?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:You know, look it up.
Speaker B:$96 million.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:He might just be, like, an investor.
Speaker A:I mean, he's probably an investor in something.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:So it doesn't tell you.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:He's not.
Speaker A:Yeah, he might be on the more private side.
Speaker A:I said Dan Ives, net worth Nothing is coming up.
Speaker B:I mean, I guess he's a journalist, so.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker A:Yeah, but I mean, like, yeah, he's probably like.
Speaker B:I think.
Speaker B:I thought.
Speaker B:I mean, he makes right for Rolling Stone.
Speaker B:Like, what do you mean?
Speaker B:The dude has to life.
Speaker B:So I think what I'm saying is I thought he had more money because the way he dressed.
Speaker B:Because he just dresses so goddamn cool.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:I thought just wipe.
Speaker B:Wipe my ass money.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:I didn't come up with that saying.
Speaker B:Like, you're saying that you brought up earlier today that I literally can't repeat.
Speaker A:Why can't you repeat it?
Speaker A:Because you don't remember it.
Speaker A:Yeah, because it's like, oh, like, that show is so.
Speaker A:Like, this wine is so good.
Speaker A:Whoever made it deserves to get eaten from the back.
Speaker A:Nasty styles.
Speaker B:And that's.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:That's what we learned today.
Speaker A:Dan Ives.
Speaker A:Dan Ives.
Speaker A:Dan Ives.
Speaker A:Scrolling through this to try and see.
Speaker A:I think it said something.
Speaker B:I mean, here's a journalist.
Speaker A:Yeah, but something said, like, 1.5.
Speaker A:Like, 1.5 mil.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:I mean, that's a good, like, for a journalist.
Speaker B:Yeah, I.
Speaker B:For.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:For a second, I thought he was, like, helping build the robots.
Speaker B:I forgot he was just the journalist that interviewed him.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So, I mean, like, either way, journalism is a good career, is what we're saying.
Speaker B:I wanted to be a journalist for, like, my first four months of school.
Speaker A:And now we have a podcast and.
Speaker B:I changed my degree, like, four more times.
Speaker A:I mean, we read something somebody wrote.
Speaker A:So, I mean, we're journalists adjacent.
Speaker A:Are you Almost done with your drink?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I'm really sorry.
Speaker B:I, like, every time I go back, I want to apologize for the ice making that noise.
Speaker B:And then I.
Speaker B:And we engage, and I forget to apologize.
Speaker B:So this is my apology for the ice.
Speaker B:And I'm done drink.
Speaker B:I'm done drinking my drink.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's empty.
Speaker A:Should I be done drinking mine?
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Funny angle, because they can see through the glass.
Speaker B:So you're like a rabbit for, you know, five seconds.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Good job.
Speaker B:See, that was not a sip, man.
Speaker B:Yeah, they're coming full circle today.
Speaker B:This is crazy.
Speaker A:What's that?
Speaker A:The video of John C.
Speaker A:Riley with the wine.
Speaker A:You've seen that, right?
Speaker A:Yeah, we're.
Speaker B:Did we move off of Garth Brooks?
Speaker B:How long ago?
Speaker B:How did we get to girl Brooks today?
Speaker B:I'm sorry.
Speaker B:You brought up, like, another celebrity, and I don't know why, like, first celebrated when my head was Brooks, and I.
Speaker A:Just remember Danny a Wayne.
Speaker A:I don't even like wine, but guess what?
Speaker A:You're gonna like it.
Speaker A:I need some cheese.
Speaker A:Steve, what kind of wine is that you're drinking?
Speaker A:I can't see him.
Speaker A:Sweet Baron wine.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Supposed to spit it out?
Speaker A:No, but no way Jose might spit this stuff out.
Speaker A:It's like, why was invented by romance for orgies.
Speaker A:Not too much fun to do with you.
Speaker A:Mike.
Speaker A:Mike, you want to check out Steve real quick?
Speaker A:Tell him how it tastes, Steve.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker B:That's good.
Speaker A:The echo.
Speaker A:Wait, there's all kinds of other wines for your wine.
Speaker B:My cheeks hurt.
Speaker B:Oh, vain.
Speaker A:That's a good.
Speaker A:That is such a good.
Speaker A:What's the.
Speaker A:Which show is that from?
Speaker B:I have no idea, but my cheeks are.
Speaker A:Oh, Dr.
Speaker A:Steve Brule.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It was on Adult Swim, like, right after Cartoon Network would end.
Speaker B:What was like, the.
Speaker B:The chicken show?
Speaker A:Like, it's robot Chicken.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Like, I didn't ever watch a show the longest time, gave it, like, one episode, and I still today can't find that episode.
Speaker B:But, like, I died.
Speaker B:I'm so.
Speaker A:I will say it's one of the most underrated.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Like, you know how like.
Speaker A:Like, everyone knows Rick and Morty.
Speaker A:Everyone knows South Park Simpsons.
Speaker A:I don't watch Simpsons.
Speaker A:I love the Simpsons.
Speaker A:And, like, there was one.
Speaker A:I saw a clip the other day from the Simpsons, and the guy, like, Homer was, like, coming out of the shower, and then Bart was going into the shower, and Homer poured bleach into Bart's eyes, and he goes, ah, why would you do that?
Speaker A:And then his aunt gets out of the shower, and she's like, hey.
Speaker A:And she's like, hey.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:And she's like wrapped in a towel.
Speaker A:And then he, like, turns around, he goes, thank you, dad.
Speaker A:Like, he didn't have to see it.
Speaker A:And then someone posted on Twitter, I will call it Twitter for as long as I live.
Speaker A:It is someone posted on Twitter and goes, just a reminder that the Simpsons can still be funny.
Speaker A:And like, it is.
Speaker A:It is true.
Speaker A:It is fun.
Speaker A:They are very funny still.
Speaker A:But yeah, Robot Chicken.
Speaker A:I remember I was like, probably 10 or 11, and I was staying at my grandparents house and my grandparents, like, went and met their friends and I was just there, you know, and they like, I was like, all right, like, I'm 11 years old, I can stay home alone.
Speaker A:And then they came back and we were like.
Speaker A:They were like, just down the street, by the way, too.
Speaker A:It wasn't like.
Speaker A:So I'm like, okay, I'm here.
Speaker A:And I was like, all right.
Speaker A:I don't know how much time I have, but I'm going to watch Robot Chicken.
Speaker A:And I watched so many episodes of Robot Chicken because it was like a marathon.
Speaker A:It was like there was like four of them in a row.
Speaker B:And I was like, yeah, they just keep going.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:It was like, must have been Robot Chicken night and Adult Swim because I would like, watch something.
Speaker A:And then my grandma walks in and she goes, the guy was like.
Speaker A:He's sitting there.
Speaker A:Was like, the.
Speaker A:When they do like the Ken.
Speaker A:Like the Ken dolls or like the action figures.
Speaker A:And there's the one.
Speaker A:The one was sitting on the table, like at the doctor.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:And the doctor's like, whoa, what am I.
Speaker A:He comes in flipping a sheet, he's like, what are you doing today?
Speaker A:And he's like, hey, are your penis and vagina supposed to be touching?
Speaker A:And my grandma walked in during that.
Speaker B:I mean, of course, you know, and.
Speaker A:It was one of those where I was like.
Speaker A:And she was like, what are you watching?
Speaker A:I was like, I don't know.
Speaker A:It just came on.
Speaker A:I was like, it's.
Speaker A:Oh, actually, this is a perfect time to test out the new camera.
Speaker A:I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker A:I've never seen that before in my life.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So I need to get a second camera.
Speaker A:So let's recap this episode real quick before we close out so we know the difference between a sip and a gulp.
Speaker A:Now I've shown both.
Speaker A:We know that robots exist.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:And real fucking robots.
Speaker A:Hang on.
Speaker A:Real fucking robots, guys.
Speaker A:Like, real fucking robots.
Speaker A:Like, real ones.
Speaker B:They're here.
Speaker B:I Mean, like, they actually are.
Speaker A:You know, they're.
Speaker A:They're here, they're walking around.
Speaker A:You're not safe.
Speaker A:None of us are, allegedly.
Speaker A:Everyone buy a shotgun.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I feel like that would, like, take it.
Speaker A:You know, you could shoot it in the torso with a shotgun.
Speaker B:Like a crossbow.
Speaker A:No, no, the.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker A:Get the out of.
Speaker A:You want to defend your family, brother, don't get a crossbow.
Speaker B:It would be Van.
Speaker B:Van Helsing.
Speaker B:Do you know who Van Helsing is?
Speaker A:Look, and I'm not like, super, like, I do.
Speaker A:I think guns are fun.
Speaker A:I like guns.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker B:You're not Prospero.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Look, I think if that.
Speaker A:If you have that in addition to guns, like, that's fine.
Speaker A:I'm not in.
Speaker A:I'm like, not pro gun violence.
Speaker A:I want to make that clear.
Speaker A:Okay, well, I just want, you know, like, before people are like, oh, this guy's pro guns.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, guns.
Speaker A:Like, everyone deserves the right to bear arms, especially against robots.
Speaker B:We just gotta know where to hit them.
Speaker B:That's where we still haven't learned.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I think you hit him in the chest first of all, to knock him down.
Speaker A:See?
Speaker A:Okay, is that.
Speaker A:Did that stop them?
Speaker A:Are they still moving?
Speaker A:Like, what if they're still moving?
Speaker B:The.
Speaker A:Shoot that one in the head.
Speaker A:Shoot the one in the head and be like, that made him stop moving.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Then the next robot, it should be just aim for the head, if that's what did it.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:What if these are like the.
Speaker B:The decapitated robots so you can tell about.
Speaker B:And they keep going.
Speaker A:That's why I'm saying, I think it's a torso.
Speaker A:Like, Elon's like, we put all the knowledge in their elbow.
Speaker A:He's like, Christian.
Speaker B:And then like, at the end of the day, it's just one arm just hopping like the rest of it, just falling.
Speaker A:It's just dragging, like said dragging.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:That's up.
Speaker A:Okay, so that's a possibility.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:Let's.
Speaker A:That's number two on the recap.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker A:Garth Brooks has some accusations against him.
Speaker A:Not going to get back into that.
Speaker A:You could just go start the beginning of this episode, obviously.
Speaker A:I hope they're not true.
Speaker A:I hope they're not true.
Speaker A:For.
Speaker A:For not just his sake, for humanity, for everyone else's, like, involved in that.
Speaker B:On behalf of the humanity.
Speaker A:On behalf of humanity, I really hope.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Then bodies went missing.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:So because of that, those allegations, things came up.
Speaker B:Right, right.
Speaker A:And then we Talked about the Dr.
Speaker A:Steve Brule show with sweet bear wine.
Speaker A:No way, Jose.
Speaker A:And robots might be giving hand jobs in the near future.
Speaker B:Yeah, we never learned that.
Speaker B:It wasn't happening.
Speaker A:Yeah, no one explicitly told us they were going to be giving hand jobs here.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Your Vietnamese food.
Speaker A:Just shop.
Speaker B:Damn right.
Speaker A:Look at that.
Speaker A:Perfect timing.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker A:All right, you go eat.
Speaker A:Everyone, I hope you have a lovely evening.
Speaker A:Morning.
Speaker A:Afternoon.
Speaker A:Whenever you're deciding to listen to this, I hope you find you well.
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