Navigating Nashville: Golf, Allergies, and Transition Lens Troubles
Join us as we recount our unforgettable surprise trip to Nashville, where we navigated the challenges of unexpected allergies and the joys of reconnecting with friends. Our adventures take a humorous turn as we reflect on the absurdities of life, from the trials of getting new glasses to the struggles of playing golf with a friend who was feeling under the weather. We dive into the quirks of social media, particularly our thoughts on LinkedIn’s creepiness and the peculiarities of online interactions. The episode is sprinkled with fun anecdotes and lively banter, culminating in some hilarious TikTok videos that left us questioning the state of internet humor. Come along for the ride as we share laughter, camaraderie, and a few unexpected insights along the way!
A comedic adventure unfolds as the hosts recount their recent trip to Nashville, filled with unexpected surprises and heartfelt moments. The narrative begins with a hilariously absurd comparison of their golf outing to a 'make-a-wish' scenario, setting the tone for the episode’s humor. As they reflect on their late-night drive to Nashville, the hosts share a range of comedic mishaps that occurred along the way, illustrating the unpredictability of their journey. From battling fatigue to unexpected weather changes, their storytelling is rich with vivid imagery and relatable moments that draw the listener into their experience.
The discussion takes a turn as they address the practicalities of adult life, particularly the often-overlooked topic of eye care. One host shares their ordeal of acquiring new glasses, highlighting the complexities of insurance and the financial burden it carries. This segment resonates with listeners who have navigated similar experiences, creating a bond through shared understanding. The humor continues as they discuss the importance of self-care and the realization that adulthood comes with its share of responsibilities, showcasing how personal anecdotes can lead to broader, meaningful discussions.
As the episode progresses, the hosts delve into the quirks of social media, particularly the strange dynamics of LinkedIn. One host humorously critiques the notifications about profile views, sparking a lively conversation about the often invasive nature of networking in the digital age. This leads to a broader commentary on social media culture and the paradox of needing to connect while feeling uncomfortable about the scrutiny that comes with it. The episode culminates in a lighthearted sharing of hilarious TikTok videos, reinforcing their ability to find humor in contemporary life and leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and light-heartedness.
Takeaways:
- The trip to Nashville turned out to be a fun surprise for Sunny, showcasing the importance of spontaneity in friendships.
- Transition lenses don't work effectively in cars, leaving one host unprepared for bright sunlight.
- The conversation humorously explored insurance troubles, emphasizing the high costs of eye care in adulthood.
- LinkedIn was critiqued for its perceived creepiness, highlighting concerns about privacy on social media platforms.
- The hosts discussed the comedic absurdity of TikTok videos, showcasing the diverse humor found online.
- An engaging discussion about allergies revealed the challenges of navigating seasonal health issues.
Transcript
By the time we finished golf, it had looked like we took a make a wish kid like that had, like, a week to live.
Speaker A:And, like, they.
Speaker A:They were like, oh, shit, he never got his wish.
Speaker A:And they were like, do you want to, like, go golfing or something?
Speaker A:He's like, sure.
Speaker A:And then we took him.
Speaker A:We took him golfing, and, like, he was just like, I don't feel good.
Speaker B:Windy City shows are here to play.
Speaker B:Bringing humor to your day.
Speaker A:Tune in quick.
Speaker A:Don't miss the phone.
Speaker B:Jackson and Michael on the run.
Speaker A:When did you get glasses?
Speaker C:Hey, buddy.
Speaker C:Hey, buddy.
Speaker C:I just thought for the past four, you wore glasses every single time, so I thought I'd join the club.
Speaker A:Yeah, I had.
Speaker A:I had, like, the same pair of glasses for four years just because I was like, my.
Speaker A:My eye doctor had gotten bought by another eye doctor, and I just never really went to go set up, like, my client portal on that for that doctor.
Speaker A:So I just had, like, the worst.
Speaker A:Like, I kept getting my contact prescription updated, but I never got my glasses prescription updated.
Speaker A:So I just use it at night, but I'm like, I can't drive in these things.
Speaker A:So I finally did, and I'm like, oh, my God, it's 10 million times better.
Speaker A:My eyes feel better than, like, wearing contacts all the time, which pretty much just suffocate your eyes.
Speaker A:So that's why.
Speaker A:So I like four new pairs of glasses, and that's why.
Speaker A:That's why I've been wearing them, because they cost me a lot of money.
Speaker A:And when I.
Speaker A:Oh, and I turned 26 this year, so I didn't.
Speaker A:So I had to get my own insurance, but I didn't get eye insurance.
Speaker A:So I was like, I'm just gonna buy it all now, so then I can just.
Speaker C:With their parents insurance.
Speaker A:No, no, I.
Speaker A:With lack thereof.
Speaker A:Because I was like, I.
Speaker A:Insurance.
Speaker A:First of all, I know you don't actually wear glasses, so you wouldn't know this, but I.
Speaker A:Insurance doesn't really cover everything.
Speaker C:Yeah, I mean, a lot of insurances.
Speaker A:Don'T cover really everything, but I'm saying this doesn't really cover anything.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:Like, it's like, maybe like, 15 off of a visit.
Speaker A:Like, it's not crazy.
Speaker A:It's like.
Speaker A:I mean, if you have really good eye insurance, if you, like, if you seek it out, you probably could get something that was, like, really good.
Speaker A:But I've never had good eye insurance, so I was like, it.
Speaker A:Like, how much could it be?
Speaker A:And then I went and the total was like, two grand for, like, a doctor's visit and new glasses.
Speaker A:And I was like, yeah, me, I need eye insurance.
Speaker A:Because I was like, I've never paid two grand.
Speaker A:But then they put in like a bunch of first time customer things, like discounts.
Speaker A:So it ended up like being 50 off.
Speaker A:I got like, it was like a thousand bucks, but still, that's a lot.
Speaker A:Like, I'm obvious I'm not gonna go for another five years if that's how much it's gonna cost.
Speaker C:I do wear glasses.
Speaker C:I do wear glasses.
Speaker A:You're like, I'm away from this time talking.
Speaker A:And then I'm gonna tell that this is.
Speaker C:This is who I am now.
Speaker C:I got them when I was in Chicago because when I started going back.
Speaker A:To school, you look smarter.
Speaker C:I would get headaches looking at the screen.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:And looked it up like a little baby UV blue light.
Speaker C:I was like, okay, fine.
Speaker C:Like, maybe this is an opportunity to jump into a fashion world that I've never had the opportunity to have.
Speaker C:Because I'm sorry.
Speaker C:I was born with perfect vision.
Speaker C:So I guess now I can never wear glasses in my life.
Speaker C:So this is kind of a stance, you know?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:This glasses.
Speaker C: Welcome to: Speaker C:This is a fashion statement.
Speaker C:And Maybe I'm probably 25 years behind, honestly.
Speaker C:These are my favorite though, to like wear.
Speaker C:These are just like, hey, protect the brain.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, Well, I get all of my glasses have the blue light filter in it and like.
Speaker A:Because like your contacts don't.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:So like, if I were to wear contacts, is that a thing?
Speaker A:That'd be crazy, right?
Speaker A:Wouldn't it?
Speaker A:Well, and so.
Speaker A:Okay, we gotta back up a little bit.
Speaker A:So I also got the transition lenses.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:And I think you know where I'm going with this because after we recorded the last episode, I literally the that night I was like, I'm going to carve pumpkins.
Speaker A:Because we had recorded on Halloween.
Speaker A:So I.
Speaker A:Full disclosure, I got in the car, drove to Tyler, some of you may remember Tyler.
Speaker A:And he and I drove down at 4am the next day to surprise Sunny in Nashville.
Speaker A:And I.
Speaker A:We woke up that morning and I go, let's just go back to bed.
Speaker A:He doesn't even know we're coming.
Speaker A:He won't even be bummed out.
Speaker A:I was like, there's no.
Speaker A:Like, we don't.
Speaker A:He's not gonna even know.
Speaker A:And then we were like, no, no, we should go.
Speaker A:So we go.
Speaker A:The sun starts to come up.
Speaker A:And I was like, oh.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And Tyler grabs his sunglasses, and I'm like.
Speaker A:And he goes, do you need a pair of sunglasses?
Speaker A:And I go, no, bud.
Speaker A:These are transition lenses.
Speaker A:So then the whole time, the sun's just getting, like, getting higher in the sky, and I'm just getting more like, oh.
Speaker A:And I was just like, toughen it.
Speaker A:Like, thug it out, you know?
Speaker A:So then I started to thug it out more.
Speaker A:Also.
Speaker A:I'm super bright.
Speaker A:Like, I look so white.
Speaker C:You are just white.
Speaker A:I am very white.
Speaker C:It is.
Speaker C:It is.
Speaker C:It is bright.
Speaker A:It is bright, isn't it?
Speaker C:I need sunglasses.
Speaker C:That's still bright.
Speaker C:Is my bright.
Speaker A:It's just close to me.
Speaker A:Oh, you know what?
Speaker A:I didn't.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I feel like that might be better.
Speaker A:I feel like this matches yours a little bit better too.
Speaker A:Oh, I just up.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So we were at.
Speaker C:Wow.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker C:Is it too dark?
Speaker A:Mine?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I feel like I like this.
Speaker A:I feel like I.
Speaker A:I, like, can see my face.
Speaker A:I feel like I matched the wall behind me before.
Speaker A:Anyway, I'm glad you all were here for that.
Speaker C:I'm just making it worse.
Speaker C:That's what I'm doing.
Speaker A:I'm glad we're back.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:We're back.
Speaker C:I'm so much.
Speaker A:And I want you to know I'm leaving all this in.
Speaker C:I'm so much higher than you.
Speaker A:I'm not sitting straight up.
Speaker A:No, wait.
Speaker A:No, you're not.
Speaker A:You're just also taller slightly.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker A:Okay, hang on.
Speaker A:Okay, hang on.
Speaker A:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker A:Maybe I will edit this out.
Speaker C:Does that second camera still work?
Speaker A:Is this better?
Speaker C:Yeah, it looks great.
Speaker A:Okay, well, now I feel like I'm not.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:It honestly looks like you have a green screen behind you, doesn't it?
Speaker A:I mean, this is all real.
Speaker A:This is all real stuff.
Speaker A:No, it's like, in real.
Speaker A:Collected from my life.
Speaker A:Yeah, I just put it on there.
Speaker A:Actually.
Speaker A:If I.
Speaker A:Honest to God, if I were to move that painting, which was done by the fabulous Claire Stewart, I.
Speaker A:It would.
Speaker A:It's a bunch of just, like, unopened boxes.
Speaker A:Like, they're like, I know what's in them, but I don't need them anymore.
Speaker A:Like, I needed them in the moment, and then I'll need them when I move.
Speaker A:It's just more like moving supplies that I ordered that I was like, I don't need to open this because I.
Speaker C:Didn'T put it in the same spot.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's just tucked in that corner.
Speaker A:What else am I gonna put in that corner?
Speaker A:There's no outlet it would be perfect for a mini fridge if it was, like, diagonal.
Speaker A:Well, I mean, it would fit a mini fridge.
Speaker A:Because if you put.
Speaker A:If you tucked in the mini fridge tight to.
Speaker A:I've done it.
Speaker A:I've put a mini fridge.
Speaker A:There's nowhere to plug it in.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:So I was.
Speaker A:So I was on my way to Nashville with.
Speaker A:With Tyler to see Sunny.
Speaker A:Sunny had no idea.
Speaker A:And I got.
Speaker A:I had this transition lenses, so I was getting blasted in the face with sunlight, and I was just thugging it out, and turns out, transition lenses don't work in cars.
Speaker A:So for, like, three, four.
Speaker A:Actually, the rest of the trip, I didn't even.
Speaker A:I did not.
Speaker A:I was not.
Speaker A:I was like, you never.
Speaker C:Never grab sunglasses.
Speaker A:No, because I.
Speaker A:Well, then I wouldn't be able to see.
Speaker A:I'd have to, like, put in my contacts at a truck stop.
Speaker A:I'm prone to eye infections, so the whole time I was just dogging it out, like.
Speaker A:And then I didn't.
Speaker A:Yeah, that was it.
Speaker A:That was me the whole time.
Speaker A:And I.
Speaker A:Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker A:I didn't.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I'm just built different, I guess.
Speaker A:But I ended up realizing, because I was like.
Speaker A:Because I would.
Speaker A:Thought I was going crazy.
Speaker A:I was like, I could have swore I got the transition lenses, and then it wasn't this pair, because I wear this pair a lot.
Speaker A:It was another pair that I was like, I could have swore.
Speaker A:And then I did.
Speaker A:I got out at the gas station, and every gas station, I got at it.
Speaker A:I was like, whoa, Nashville.
Speaker A:We made it.
Speaker A:People would, like, look around and be like, who the.
Speaker C:Not like, people that live here aren't tired of tourists enough.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker C:Not that.
Speaker C:Once again, I'm speaking for all of Nashville.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:But I.
Speaker C:But I will speak for all of Nashville.
Speaker C:Gosh, they.
Speaker C:Just.
Speaker A:Once I did once I had.
Speaker A:I didn't do that for them, though.
Speaker A:I did that for me.
Speaker A:That was for me.
Speaker A:I got out of the car, and I thought that was the most entertaining just to see people go, who the.
Speaker A:And it was great.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:It was a good time.
Speaker C:Hope, you know, Hope, Tyler, Hope you're doing okay, buddy.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:And we'll leave it at that.
Speaker A:Yeah, No, I know.
Speaker A:Yeah, he.
Speaker A:Well, no, no, no.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Actually, that's part of my topics for this evening.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So we had a surprise trip to Nashville.
Speaker A:My transition lenses would.
Speaker A:They don't work in cars because I didn't know that UV light doesn't pass through windshields.
Speaker A:So my idea.
Speaker A:When I said.
Speaker A:When you were.
Speaker A:When you said What a great idea the blue light and the contact lenses was.
Speaker A:I have an idea that maybe we should have transition windshields that just get more and more tinted the more that sun.
Speaker A:The sun comes through it.
Speaker A:I think that would be.
Speaker A:But yeah, I will tell.
Speaker A:I will say this about my transition lenses.
Speaker A:In my glasses, I've driven with these.
Speaker A:That wasn't the first time I've been in the car.
Speaker A:Every time I'm just like, well, it just must not be enough consistent light hitting my eyes because, you know, ducks behind the trees.
Speaker A:I'm like, maybe it's just getting confused.
Speaker A:Or I'm like, man, I wish they would get darker.
Speaker A:Nope.
Speaker A:I just didn't realize they don't work in cars, so that sucks.
Speaker A:Anyway, I have a video I would like to share, but this is just not our video tick tock portion of this.
Speaker A:This is just.
Speaker A:I have the video of us surprising you.
Speaker C:Ok.
Speaker A:What's up?
Speaker A:My name.
Speaker A:What the.
Speaker A:Are you kidding me?
Speaker A:I'd rather Reese's.
Speaker C:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Hey, real quick.
Speaker A:We might have to push that writing.
Speaker B:Session on Sunday just a little bit later.
Speaker C:Of course, I had to have just shaved.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:You look so silly.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:I obviously was told that she was just gonna go tan.
Speaker C:And I was like, I think I was about to hop in the shower because, like, it was just a break from.
Speaker C:Just worked out.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:And, like, oh, yeah.
Speaker C:Was catching up on work.
Speaker C:And she's like, I'm gonna go tan.
Speaker C:I was like, all right.
Speaker A:Not only were you guys at the gym, I was texting her the whole time.
Speaker A:And I was like, when are you guys gonna be home?
Speaker A:We're super close.
Speaker A:And she goes, I didn't realize you guys were this close.
Speaker A:And I was like, me either.
Speaker A:Obviously, I would have texted you sooner.
Speaker A:And then she was like, well, we won't be home for, like 15 minutes.
Speaker A:I'm like, we're gonna be there in seven.
Speaker A:I was like, and I gotta poop really bad.
Speaker A:And then she was like, poop at a gas station.
Speaker A:And like, those people that know me know that I will not.
Speaker C:You won't go there?
Speaker A:No.
Speaker C:When's the last time.
Speaker C:The last time you public publicly defecated?
Speaker A:I had to at the office today.
Speaker A:Okay, Like, And I like.
Speaker A:I was like.
Speaker A:Because they had a.
Speaker A:They had a charcuterie for, like, like, brunch time.
Speaker C:You had some cheese.
Speaker A:I had some cheese.
Speaker A:And I was like, okay.
Speaker A:And then I had.
Speaker A:Then they had sandwiches.
Speaker A:Like, build your own sandwich at lunch.
Speaker A:So around, like, two.
Speaker A:I built my house.
Speaker A:And I put cheese on that.
Speaker A:And I was like.
Speaker A:I was like.
Speaker A:I was just like.
Speaker A:And, like, I was the only one in for our company today, so.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Okay, that makes it better.
Speaker A:So I was like, in a.
Speaker A:In a.
Speaker A:Like, not soundproof.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:It's not soundproof at all.
Speaker A:Oh, I have such a.
Speaker A:Okay, so we can't.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Should we talk about this now?
Speaker C:We can move on.
Speaker C:We don't.
Speaker A:It was crazy.
Speaker A:I'll tell you about it afterwards.
Speaker A:It's not for this.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:So basically, I had to prove at this loves truck stop in Nashville when I'm, like, seven minutes away, because she was like, I don't know how to rush him out of the gym any longer.
Speaker A:And I was like, you're lucky I have dude wipes.
Speaker A:I would not be being this chill.
Speaker A:Like, shout out, dude wipes.
Speaker A:By the way, we're not sponsored.
Speaker A:We have no affiliation, but I will say that'd be awesome.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:If they just, like, shipped me.
Speaker A:I, like, I'm a bidet guy, personally love a bidet, but when I'm on the road, I like to.
Speaker A:I always care because, like, not everybody has a bidet, but everybody's woke, like, me, but then they.
Speaker A:Yeah, I.
Speaker A:So I carry dude wipes with me everywhere.
Speaker A:Like, I'm in my golf bag.
Speaker A:I have them in my backpack usually, but I took them out.
Speaker A:I left them on the back of your toilet, the ones that are in my backpack.
Speaker A:So I didn't have the office today.
Speaker A:And I was like, shit.
Speaker A:Literally, shit.
Speaker A:Then we got there.
Speaker A:The first night was awesome.
Speaker A:We were, like, partying.
Speaker A:Then all of a sudden, Tyler started, and we were like, oh, hey, just wipe your nose a little.
Speaker A:And then we're like, yeah, it's all good.
Speaker A:It's probably just allergies.
Speaker A:And then you were like, yeah, man.
Speaker A:The allergies.
Speaker A:Well, what did people tell you about the allergies when you first got down there?
Speaker C:Yeah, I've never really been a person that was hit by allergies that bad.
Speaker C:Um, but, yeah, obviously, moving here have never been hit harder.
Speaker C:Um, and it just messes you up.
Speaker C:Like, had a buddy that told me that when you get here, it's just.
Speaker C:It's different.
Speaker C:And it is like, I.
Speaker C:Every time I go outside, I sneeze.
Speaker C:I literally sneeze on the parking deck.
Speaker C:It's almost a ritual I have every day with my car.
Speaker C:I sneeze.
Speaker C:I get it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, you gotta.
Speaker A:I mean, you should get in if you're going to your car.
Speaker A:The but, yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker A:I mean, I get seasonal allergies, but, like, very mild.
Speaker A:Like, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, blow your nose in the morning and you're good.
Speaker A:And Tyler just, like, every hour on the hour looked worse and worse.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:At one point, we got back congestion building.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And we were like, over time, I, like, looked over at him, and I was like, you look awful right now.
Speaker A:Like, you know, and it's just one of those things that you're like, I'm observing this in real time, and I'm gonna say it.
Speaker A:And then you're like, oh, I probably shouldn't have just told him that.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, that probably didn't make him feel good.
Speaker A:That was literally that.
Speaker C:And that was.
Speaker C:But.
Speaker C:And that was before we decided to go play 18.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Well, no, no, we had decided.
Speaker A:I mean, yeah, that was the other thing.
Speaker A:We surprised you in 18.
Speaker A:And then, like, he was like, I'll be.
Speaker A:I'll be okay.
Speaker C:And then he was dying before.
Speaker C:And then we go spend four hours.
Speaker A:Outside surrounded by trees and beautiful day.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Windy.
Speaker C:Like, some nice.
Speaker C:Gus.
Speaker C:Poor Tyler.
Speaker A:And he.
Speaker A:Yeah, he just got.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker A:It was not good.
Speaker A:And we just, like, he would be like, I'm okay.
Speaker A:And he just, like.
Speaker A:Like his.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And we, like, got back, and we're like, okay, we'll get ramen and, like, we'll just have him because.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So my thing with the ramen, first of all, had it recently and was like, okay, I've been sleeping on the ramen thing for.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:So I'm.
Speaker C:I think I'm team Ramen.
Speaker C:I don't know if that's a thing, but I think I'm officially team Ramen.
Speaker C:As in, like, I would.
Speaker C:I'm gonna order it every week, every other week.
Speaker C:So it's not the greatest for you, but it's still, like, all right.
Speaker A:It's a lot of sodium.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:But.
Speaker A:But I.
Speaker A:I thought I'd clear him.
Speaker C:Up because we're gonna eat spicy.
Speaker C:And then I just forgot that Tyler hates anything hot.
Speaker C:He does not like spicy food.
Speaker A:But he got the most mild one.
Speaker C:He did.
Speaker C:It was still hot.
Speaker A:Still him up.
Speaker A:He was, like, pissed off.
Speaker A:He was like this.
Speaker A:He literally pushed it away.
Speaker A:I was sitting right next to him, and, like, I.
Speaker A:We were both eating super calm.
Speaker A:He's not feeling good.
Speaker A:So, like, everyone's just like.
Speaker A:We're like, red TV show in the background.
Speaker A:And all of a sudden, he was like, I'm done.
Speaker A:Like, Like.
Speaker A:And I was like, oh, my God.
Speaker A:And then I was like, what?
Speaker A:I knew he wasn't feeling well because he's normally not like that.
Speaker C:Correct, correct.
Speaker C:He does not usually eat like that.
Speaker A:He normally doesn't go, I'm done.
Speaker A:And he was like.
Speaker A:And then he was like, you can have the rest.
Speaker A:But, like, at this point, I was like, we can't.
Speaker A:Oh, that was the other thing.
Speaker A:We kept being like, just allergies, man.
Speaker A:Just allergies.
Speaker A:And then, like, he would leave the room, and your eyes would get so big, you'd be like, whatever that is, is not fucking allergies.
Speaker A:He's dying.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And then we got in the car, like, when we were leaving.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:And well, he also.
Speaker A:He offered me the rest of his food, and I was like, I'm on the off chance that it's super contagious.
Speaker A:I'm already sleeping on the same couch as you.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I double down and share your food.
Speaker A:Also, Like, I had my own, but this was.
Speaker A:We got in the car, we got out, like, just, like, literally just into Kentucky.
Speaker A:And I was like.
Speaker A:Because I woke up the next morning and I was feeling like, remember?
Speaker A:I was like, oh, I don't feel good.
Speaker A:And then I was like, I think I got what he's got.
Speaker C:It was a really successful trip, you.
Speaker A:Know, I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker A:And then he, like, by the time.
Speaker A:Just for reference, for context, by the time we finished golf, it had looked like we took a make a wish kid.
Speaker A:Like, that had, like, a week to live.
Speaker A:And, like, they.
Speaker A:They were like, oh, he never got his wish.
Speaker A:And they were like, do you want to, like, go golfing or something?
Speaker A:He's like, sure.
Speaker A:And then we took him.
Speaker A:We took him golfing, and, like, he was just like, I don't feel good.
Speaker A:No, you're fine, buddy.
Speaker C:But he did.
Speaker C:He played the whole thing.
Speaker A:He did play the whole thing.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So that was as soon as we got into Kentucky.
Speaker A:I go, I feel great.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, I blew my nose.
Speaker C:Was he still stuffed up or did it, like, eventually, I think.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, his.
Speaker A:Took a little bit longer, but he's like.
Speaker A:He's like, I'm prone to, like, more.
Speaker A:Like, it, like, usually takes longer to get out of his system.
Speaker A:And I was like, yeah.
Speaker A:I was like, I'm like, I don't know about you, but I feel fabulous.
Speaker A:He was like, glad.
Speaker A:Glad you feel fine.
Speaker A:And, yeah, that was.
Speaker A:And that's pretty much been my week.
Speaker A:And then, oh, my God.
Speaker A:I went into the office today, and I.
Speaker A:We got, like, A new water machine?
Speaker A:Yeah, I did poop.
Speaker A:We had a water machine, like, to fill your water bottle, and they have, like, flavored waters.
Speaker A:And you can adjust how flavored.
Speaker A:Like, you want a hint.
Speaker A:Do you want, like, Lacroix level flavor, or do you want, like, a juice box level flavor or, like, you know, like a mio.
Speaker A:And I get the cucumber water, and I just.
Speaker A:I think that's super dope, that that's an option, like, while I'm working, because I've not.
Speaker A:Cucumber water.
Speaker C:Cucumbers.
Speaker C:Overrated.
Speaker C:I'm just not a cucumber person.
Speaker A:I like.
Speaker A:I mean, I'm not gonna sit there and just eat cucumbers, but, like, cucumber water is very refreshing, super good for you.
Speaker A:I think it has, like, antioxidants or whatever.
Speaker A:I'm sure it's got something good for you.
Speaker A:A lot of people with cucumbers.
Speaker A:So I have to assume it's not like, smoking cigarettes.
Speaker A:It's like, the opposite of that, probably.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:So I went in today, and I.
Speaker A:On my way here, I had to get an Uber, but I went and I looked the Uber like, you know, like, when you're like.
Speaker A:I'm like, oh, he's a few minutes away.
Speaker A:And then I'm like, following him.
Speaker A:I'm like, I could walk there.
Speaker A:They don't like when you do that.
Speaker C:They don't like when their destination doesn't follow you.
Speaker A:Yeah, I know.
Speaker A:And they're like.
Speaker A:I'm like, can.
Speaker A:I'm like, I'm.
Speaker A:I'm here.
Speaker A:I'm like, it's me.
Speaker A:I like pointing my picture.
Speaker A:I'm like, yes, I'm in your.
Speaker A:I should be there.
Speaker A:And they're like, the lights are green.
Speaker A:You're standing in the middle of three lanes of traffic.
Speaker C:See, you should have.
Speaker C:You should have gone to the other camera, been the driver, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker C:And that would have been a perfect time for you to pull out the second camera.
Speaker C:Yeah, I'm.
Speaker C:I missed the second camera.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So basically he was like.
Speaker A:I was like, that's me.
Speaker A:I'm like, I'm there.
Speaker A:And then he's like, hey.
Speaker A:He's like, you.
Speaker A:It's like, you're in the middle of three lanes of traffic and the light's green.
Speaker A:So are you happy?
Speaker C:That's so stupid.
Speaker A:It's such a dumb.
Speaker A:I mean, it is fun, but.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So that's.
Speaker A:That was my week.
Speaker A:How was your week going, buddy?
Speaker C:Week was good.
Speaker C:The weekend that you guys came, I was like, all right.
Speaker C:Like, Just gonna relax this weekend.
Speaker C:Just came back from my buddies from Virginia beach for the Halloween.
Speaker C:Then you guys show up.
Speaker C:So it's like, all right, let's go time again.
Speaker C:And then.
Speaker C:And then the week happened.
Speaker C:We had Tuesday off for the election and to vote, which was the first time I've been.
Speaker C:Ever been off work to vote.
Speaker C:I was like, purposely.
Speaker C:But I guess that's also my first job out of school, so I guess it would make sense.
Speaker C:Anyways, the election happened.
Speaker C:That was interesting.
Speaker C:And then I do.
Speaker C:I do have a couple things I do want to break up, though.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Do you watch the Voice?
Speaker A:I mean, I know what it is.
Speaker A:I've seen it in the past.
Speaker A:I don't know who the.
Speaker A:I like, I watched it, like, early seasons, like, when it was like, Blake Shelton and those.
Speaker A:Those people.
Speaker A:CeeLo Green was on it.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Christina Aguilera and Adam Levine, I think were the first four.
Speaker A:And then.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Silo.
Speaker A:I mean, I don't even know where that isn't these days, but you know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, that guy was like.
Speaker A:He was big.
Speaker A:He was like the biggest.
Speaker C:He was big thing.
Speaker A:Like, he was.
Speaker A:Everyone was like, yo, you heard.
Speaker A:You heard Zelo Green.
Speaker A:And.
Speaker A:And you'd be like, I did hear Zelo Green.
Speaker A:And like, now Nobody talks about CeeLo Green.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker C:Or, I mean, I think Adam Levine did something bad.
Speaker A:Did he?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:I can't remember quite what, but I heard it's bad.
Speaker C:I remember the feeling that it was bad.
Speaker A:But my.
Speaker A:My friend's mom went and saw Adam Levine and was Maroon 5.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And they sang.
Speaker A:She's like, no, just from his.
Speaker A:Specifically.
Speaker A:And she went and saw them, and they were.
Speaker A:She was like, he sings that song moves like Jagger, but he did not move like Jagger.
Speaker A:That was her takeaway.
Speaker A:Yeah, that was her takeaway.
Speaker A:She's like, he did not.
Speaker A:I thought he would have better dance moves, and he didn't.
Speaker C:This.
Speaker A:He's a white guy.
Speaker A:Tattoos.
Speaker A:What do you expect?
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:He has pipes.
Speaker A:Oh, he does.
Speaker A:He can sing.
Speaker A:Like, it's like.
Speaker A:But if you can sing that good.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You don't really need to dance.
Speaker A:People are coming to listen.
Speaker A:But I mean, like.
Speaker A:Like, don't get me wrong.
Speaker A:It helps.
Speaker A:I wish I could dance.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:The.
Speaker C:The Australian break dancer retired today.
Speaker A:Should have retired before the Olympics.
Speaker A:Speaking of the voice, you're talking about the kangaroo, right?
Speaker C:Like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:Whatever her name is.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:Wait on.
Speaker A:I literally just had it written down.
Speaker C:Were terrible.
Speaker A:Oh, maybe.
Speaker A:Maybe I ripped it out.
Speaker C:I'M trying to talk about the voice, and you keep distracting me.
Speaker A:Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker A:Go on.
Speaker C:I'm.
Speaker C:Yeah, I'm like you.
Speaker C:I'm a voice homer from the beginning and then kind of like, faded off when they got into, like, season 10, 15, 20.
Speaker A:I didn't even watch it for that long.
Speaker A:Like, I really can't stress that enough.
Speaker C:But so.
Speaker C:But you watched it early and knew what it was.
Speaker C:And when he heard about it, I think this year might have, like, the best coaches, arguably ever, and I'm that person.
Speaker C:Like, you watched it early, kind of was consistent.
Speaker C:2, 3, 4 in the seasons, and then, you know, better off.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's Snoop Dogg, gwen Stefani, Reba McIntyre, and Michael Buble.
Speaker A:Those are all iconic people.
Speaker C:And, dude, Snoop Dogg is hilarious.
Speaker C:Like, he is.
Speaker C:He's.
Speaker C:This group is definitely coming back.
Speaker C:Reba's already said that.
Speaker C:Like, this is her favorite season ever.
Speaker C:Gwen's.
Speaker C:That was season nine in a row, or this is season nine in a row.
Speaker C:Like, she's talking about, like, how this is, like, the most fun she's ever had.
Speaker C:Like, the crumb.
Speaker C:Come rob, Comrade.
Speaker A:Spell it.
Speaker A:Camaraderie.
Speaker C:Comrade.
Speaker A:I don't know how.
Speaker A:Com.
Speaker A:Camaraderie.
Speaker C:Com.
Speaker C:Camaraderie.
Speaker C:Yeah, camaraderie.
Speaker A:Are you one of those people that can, like.
Speaker A:I can.
Speaker A:I would rather someone say it to me than spell it to me to, like, say it.
Speaker C:I just think it's a weird word, and I forget how to say it because I don't use it every day.
Speaker C:Yeah, that good.
Speaker C:They have a good camaraderie.
Speaker A:Camaraderie.
Speaker C:I think I nailed it there.
Speaker A:Yeah, you did.
Speaker A:You did.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Hell, yeah.
Speaker C:Like, it's kind of a lame subject, but I'm just saying, like, for the people that like, like me that faded out of that show, give it a shot.
Speaker C:Like, start going peacock.
Speaker C:YouTube.
Speaker C:Re.
Speaker C:Watch season one or, I'm sorry, episode one of season 26, and just be like, oh, okay, then.
Speaker C:It's just cool.
Speaker C:It's just cool.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:This is the Voice, and that's why we have a podcast and we're not releasing an album.
Speaker C:We could, though.
Speaker C:We could.
Speaker C:I've thought about you, like, as the next Weird Al Yankovic.
Speaker A:I think, if anything.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, it would be more like a lonely island sitch.
Speaker C:Like, I don't want to be in it.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker C:I'm thinking, like, I'm.
Speaker C:I'm saying, like, you would be a good main character.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, no, I know, but I'm saying, like, you know, I would like, that's.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Good use of the word.
Speaker A:The day.
Speaker A:The word of the day is camaraderie, spelled C rotary.
Speaker A:And we.
Speaker A:That's how you spell it.
Speaker A:C, O, M, rotary.
Speaker A:And we have.
Speaker A:But yeah, if I.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:That's a big thing for me.
Speaker A:I like.
Speaker A:I like doing the podcast because I do it with you.
Speaker C:And we have good camaraderie.
Speaker A:We have good camaraderie.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:See, we're just gonna pack this episode full of camaraderie.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:I mean, you're gonna see the people at home.
Speaker A:You guys are gonna be sick of camaraderie by the time you're done with this episode.
Speaker A:You're like, please, please, please.
Speaker A:That was way too much camaraderie.
Speaker A:It's too much camaraderie.
Speaker A:I'm glad we crack ourselves up.
Speaker C:I hope nobody else is laughing.
Speaker C:That's it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:They're like, what are.
Speaker A:What is happening?
Speaker D:Speaking?
Speaker C:Or I have something else that was kind of lame.
Speaker C:So not lame, but I just.
Speaker C:It was a plug of the.
Speaker A:I mean, I just told you about my week.
Speaker A:I mean, it was.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, you told me about.
Speaker C:You were talking about insurance.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, that was.
Speaker A:No, that was before the episode.
Speaker A:Now everyone's confused.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Anyways, speaking of anything to do with camaraderie or what, we talked about pre recording, which was nothing.
Speaker A:Which was the giant insurance bill I got right when I walked in the door.
Speaker A:I had, like, my music bumping.
Speaker A:I was a good vibes.
Speaker C:It was.
Speaker A:I was like, yeah, I was like, vibes are immaculate.
Speaker A:We're about to record an episode.
Speaker A:And then I literally was like, oh, important, like, financial information and close.
Speaker A:I was like, this can't be bad.
Speaker A:And I, like, part of me was like, don't open this right now.
Speaker A:And then I opened it, and I was like.
Speaker A:I was like, I can't catch a break.
Speaker A:So, yeah, I mean, just.
Speaker A:I thought insurance would cover more of the surgery I had back in March, but they didn't, so.
Speaker A:I mean, they did cover a lot of it.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker C:Speaking of covering more, I'm trying to find a good segue.
Speaker C:Speaking of trying to cover more, I have a problem with a social media website.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:And I think it would fall under social media.
Speaker C:I think LinkedIn is one of, like, the creepiest platforms out there.
Speaker C:Now tell me why I get a notification for when someone visits my profile.
Speaker C:And it doesn't just.
Speaker C:I have to immediately go see who they are because why.
Speaker C:Who are you?
Speaker C:And why are you looking at me?
Speaker C:Like, it makes me self Conscious, you know what I mean?
Speaker C:It's like I'm.
Speaker C:If you view me, maybe I probably have too much time on my hands and that's what's going on.
Speaker C:But if you view me, like, why are you viewing me?
Speaker C:I gotta get to the bottom of this platform.
Speaker A:I have a whole thing we could do an entire episode on my feelings on LinkedIn.
Speaker A:I used to build LinkedIn profiles for people for the company I worked for.
Speaker A:And I didn't.
Speaker A:I mean, I never personally loved LinkedIn and I would tell our clients that I'm like, I don't really like it.
Speaker A:And my dad was like, you can't tell people that.
Speaker A:And I was like, look, I'm like, I, I would tell people, I'm like, it is beneficial to use LinkedIn.
Speaker A:I'm like, because.
Speaker A:And here's the thing is like, I know you said that's creepy, but it's, it's more like a networking platform.
Speaker C:I know that.
Speaker A:Then social media platform.
Speaker A:No, no, I know, but I'm saying.
Speaker A:So that's their goal is you go look at them now, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:And then you see, okay, can we work together?
Speaker A:Like, why were they looking at me like, do they have any job offerings?
Speaker A:If I'm looking for a job, I know you know the reason, but I used to be like, I used to.
Speaker A:People would be like, is it important?
Speaker A:I'm like, yeah, it's important.
Speaker A:But I'm like, I personally fucking hate LinkedIn.
Speaker A:And like our, like, the whole thing was, we would, we had a scoring system and we would like rate people's LinkedIn and then we would go in and then we would update it for him and show them the changes we made.
Speaker A:And we had like people.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:And people would pay for that.
Speaker A:Yeah, because like no one else wants to.
Speaker A:Like, so you would do like a 30 minute interview on their, like an intake thing and then you would write.
Speaker A:We would have a, like a content writer that would write their bio.
Speaker A:And yeah, it was, it was really good.
Speaker A:I mean, it did help.
Speaker A:It helps a lot of people.
Speaker A:I mean, LinkedIn is a huge resource to get found.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:On social and like, I mean, I just, like, you know what I mean?
Speaker A:Especially if you're like a sole like person, someone who has like, I don't know, a Series 7 license and is just doing deals all the time.
Speaker A:Like that would be like, you don't necessarily have a website other than like your broker dealer that you go through in that what I do for work.
Speaker A:And then you wouldn't, you know, you could drive people.
Speaker A:That's just, you know, an easier way to connect than everyone having your phone number.
Speaker A:But, yeah.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:And, yeah, just.
Speaker D:I.
Speaker C:It just creeps me out.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, I get that.
Speaker A:I mean, I don't.
Speaker A:Again, still don't love it.
Speaker A:It's not my favorite.
Speaker A:My favorite's Twitter because it's the most.
Speaker A:Like, you're like, oh, this is the bottom.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I will call it X is like the day hell freezes over.
Speaker A:I mean, I just won't.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker C:Because what's the name of a tweet if it's X now?
Speaker A:It's a post.
Speaker A:It's a post, it's a comment.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:Like, and I'm like, it's a tweet.
Speaker A:Like, I.
Speaker A:You know, you still send a tweet, but I noticed they're not.
Speaker A:You don't.
Speaker A:They don't cap you at characters anymore.
Speaker A:And that used to be one of my favorite things was like.
Speaker A:Like, you can make someone laugh in 140 characters.
Speaker C:Like, vine being six.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, it was.
Speaker A:It was a talent.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:You had to fit joke into 140 characters.
Speaker A:Pretty interesting.
Speaker C:What was that app?
Speaker A:Where.
Speaker C:Oh, my gosh, we have to find this app.
Speaker C:You had, like, an anonymous name, and it was essentially posted to Twitter, but it was, like, around, like, your location.
Speaker C:Oh, and it had, like, a purple logo.
Speaker C:Maybe it was, like, pink.
Speaker A:Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but I don't remember the name of it.
Speaker A:That's crazy.
Speaker A:I haven't.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:That was a while ago.
Speaker C:I know, but that was kind of a fun app, but also, like, a very dark place.
Speaker C:Like, people say Twitter is a dark place.
Speaker C:That was sometimes a really dark place.
Speaker A:Well, and the people that are like, whoa, Twitter's dark.
Speaker A:I'm like, well, you shouldn't even look at Reddit.
Speaker A:You know what I mean?
Speaker A:You shouldn't even.
Speaker A:You shouldn't even go down that rabbit hole.
Speaker C:Reddit.
Speaker C:Yeah, I.
Speaker C:Occasionally I'll get lost in Reddit.
Speaker C:I'm not an occasional Reddit user, but it is just like.
Speaker C:Like, you'll Google search something or look something up, and, like, boom, there's Reddit.
Speaker C:Like, okay, I'll check it out of Just absolute chaos.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:They still.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Crazy.
Speaker C:I think.
Speaker C:I think we need to ask AI.
Speaker A:Ask AI.
Speaker A:Wait, hang on.
Speaker C:I know, but.
Speaker C:Okay, maybe tell the people what the segment is about.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:That's what I read to you.
Speaker C:Or said to you about that app, the description.
Speaker C:We're going to ask AI, okay.
Speaker C:To figure out what that app is, and we'll go from there.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker C:I'm not saying you have to do it now.
Speaker C:I'm just saying that's a question we're going to ask.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Gotcha.
Speaker C:I should write down.
Speaker A:What was I gonna say?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:I do have some videos for you.
Speaker A:This guy popped up in my TikTok today, and I just want to know how he makes you feel.
Speaker E:This shit ain't nothing to me, man.
Speaker E:I'm moving different.
Speaker E:I'm a dog.
Speaker E:I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath.
Speaker E:We're smoking shit out of a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles.
Speaker E:I'm on them Georgetown Geronimo's.
Speaker E:I'm on them Broward County Tic Tacs.
Speaker E:I'm on Sequoia Banshee boogers ready to beat the come out of a fresh young oak.
Speaker C:Ah.
Speaker A:What.
Speaker A:What's your, like, initial takeaway from that?
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker C:I didn't think.
Speaker C:I didn't think it was that funny.
Speaker A:I mean, I don't think it's that funny, except for the fact that this is an insane video.
Speaker C:It.
Speaker C:It's definitely insane.
Speaker A:I'm gonna start trying to grab the most out there ones that I can find.
Speaker A:Like the ones that are like.
Speaker A:This had a crazy amount of likes, too.
Speaker C:Yeah, I.
Speaker C:It looked weird.
Speaker A:This feels like a skibidi toilet sort of ordeal.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:And then this one.
Speaker A:I only have one other one.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:This was.
Speaker A:I mean, we talked about it last time.
Speaker A:That entrepreneur TikTok.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:From the guys that do almost Friday.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So this is.
Speaker A:This is them.
Speaker F:No Nut November.
Speaker F:Voluntarily denying yourself post nut clarity for an entire month.
Speaker F:That make any sense?
Speaker F:No, of course not, because it's insane.
Speaker F:It's a scam, people.
Speaker F:And how do I know this?
Speaker F:Well, I invented it.
Speaker F: In: Speaker F:A month later, all their businesses were under and their bodies were found at the bottom of the Seattle Space Needle.
Speaker F:Have you ever negotiated with a man consumed by horniness?
Speaker F:It's like taking candy from baby.
Speaker F:And that's why I do 80% of my business in November and I jerk off 12 to 15 times a day.
Speaker F:This is Dr.
Speaker F:Tugs, a lotion designed specifically for jerking off.
Speaker F:And if it weren't for this, my dick would look like a freaking burn victim.
Speaker F:While your competitors are at home with their families.
Speaker F:Watching friggin.
Speaker F:Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker F:You could be white knuckling your all month long.
Speaker A:How about that?
Speaker A:So obviously I didn't find that one on Tik Tok.
Speaker A:I downloaded it from Instagram.
Speaker A:But, you know, they're on about solid.
Speaker A:Solid.
Speaker C:Like, just sketch overall.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's a recurring character.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:Even better.
Speaker A:So he does a bunch of them, and a lot of them are like.
Speaker A:He's, like, usually lecturing a class, like the dupont Method.
Speaker A:God, I wish I had brought more to show.
Speaker A:I'll send you more.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I'm going to leave everybody with this final video.
Speaker A:It's my favorite scene from Bob's Burgers, but it was reenacted by people who dressed up as them for Halloween.
Speaker D:He looks like a child molester.
Speaker D:Louise, don't serve him.
Speaker D:Let Gene bring it.
Speaker D:Uh, Bob, why do I have to get molested?
Speaker D:Because he's not gonna molest you.
Speaker A:Why?
Speaker D:Because you're heavy, Bob.
Speaker D:Yeah, hold on.
Speaker D:Heavy kids can get molested?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Who wouldn't want to molest us?
Speaker A:Sex.
Speaker D:That's enough, Bob.
Speaker D:It's not that.
Speaker D:I mean, Gene.
Speaker D:Cause you're older.
Speaker D:Tina's the oldest.
Speaker D:Make her do it.
Speaker D:Yeah, but Tina's not good with the customers, Bob.
Speaker A:I'm good with the customers.
Speaker D:Not really.
Speaker A:I'm gray with the customers.
Speaker A:She's autistic.
Speaker A:She can't help it.
Speaker C:Yeah, I'm autistic, Bob.
Speaker D:Just a sec.
Speaker D:No, you're not autistic.
Speaker D:Tina.
Speaker D:How many.
Speaker D:How many toothpicks on the ground?
Speaker D:Don't play this game again.
Speaker D:Come on.
Speaker A:How many toothpicks?
Speaker D:No, it just involves me cleaning up toothpicks.
Speaker A:A hundred, Bob.
Speaker A:No.
Speaker D:100.
Speaker A:It's three.
Speaker D:There's three.
Speaker A:Okay, okay.
Speaker D:How many now, Bob?
Speaker A:Three.
Speaker A:No, you're the worst kind of autistic.
Speaker A:You can't even count.
Speaker A:Alrighty.
Speaker C:I love that show.
Speaker A:Such a good show.
Speaker C:Great show.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:All right, buddy.
Speaker A:Thanks for joining us, everybody.
Speaker A:Thank you for joining us.
Speaker A:Always have a fun time on the podcast.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah, it's been good.
Speaker A:It has.
Speaker A:Wait till it gets ugly.
Speaker A:I'm just kidding.
Speaker A:All right, we'll see you guys next week.
Speaker B:Reminding us to live our day so brave when the world gets serious Turn the dial for goofy wisdom and Michael Smile Jackson's weight cut Sharper than the wind in Windy City they're your best friends Windy City Joes, they got the groove when the mics go live, you gotta move Tune in for laughs from these two bros.
Speaker B:Chicago Night with Lindy City Joes.
